A portal opens in the streets of New York as everyone pops out from the portals.
The Crusaders and the Jazz Fusion each slowly rose from the ground.
"Crusaders... Fusion..." Miguel spoke softly. "Keep a lookout for any Stand-Users nearby. We need to check in to a hotel.
Wait... Kariel. Where'd you teleport us?"
Kariel shrugs. "I just saw a vision of a city and walked right in."
Miguel looks around. "Oh... no...
No!!!"
Miguel sees the ads on digital billboards. Nike, Orchidee, Red Lobster, Shoney's, Jersey Boys from Broadway, Wicked from Broadway, McDonald's, etc.
"NO!!!" howled Miguel. "We're in the worst place possible in the world!"
"New York?" asked Anne.
Miguel knelt down and screamed in horror. "AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
A place where being socially and politically correct is confusing and where everyone lives in a capitalist society!"
"Hey! We're Americans! That's rude!" yelled Gumball.
"Is he wrong, though?" asked Darwin.
"Not really."
"Come on, Miguel," said Anne, grabbing him and pulling him back. "We'll find a good hotel for us to stay in."
A guy bumps into Miguel.
"'EY!!! I'M WALKIN' HERE!!!"
"Oh, my, God..." said Patrick. "THAT GUY'S A STAND-USER!!!"
The Jazz Fusion freak out and beat the man to the ground.
"Boys... Stop," sighed Miguel.
"Sir, yes, sir!"
Miguel sighs. "Follow us... We know a good place in this city."
That night, the Crusaders and the Jazz Fusion stayed in the New York Marriott Marquis...
The next day...
The Stardust Crusaders and the Jazz Fusion gather around the dining hall.
"We're here for the river pools?" asked Gumball. "Geez... I've never even been able to have vacationed here. Free hotel service and we get paid for bizarre adventures? I love this job!"
"Gumball, we almost died just last night," Darwin replied. "You had a hole in your throat."
"Right!? Absolutely no catches!" laughed Gumball.
Miguel ate a lot of shrimp in the buffet area.
"You okay?" asked Anne. "You're eating bottom feeders. That's usually a bad sign."
"Goodbye healthy cholesterol," sighed Miguel. "I don't know, Anne... That bastard Jobin has the Arks of the Covenants and is planning to use us for equivalent exchange for power. We're basically the McGuffins this time. It's just like five years ago all over again... Only this time with those idiots!" Miguel yelled, pointing at the boys.
The Jazz Fusion is shown to be laughing while throwing 20 different types of sushi at each other.
"MONEY!!!" yelled Josuke, while his mouth and hands are filled with unagi.
"Idiots..." said Miguel, softly shaking his head.
"Well... Think of it as vacation before we have the wedding!" smiled Anne. "Like a pseudo-honeymoon!"
"It could be... But it'd work better if those dumbasses aren't here."
"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!" laughed the Jazz Fusion as Jake chugged a whole bucket of mayonnaise.
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