Josuke tries to chases a cricket in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
"DAMN IT!!!" shouted Josuke. "I never catch those darn crickets!!!"
"Kid," sighed Miguel. "Try creeping up behind the insect to catch it."
"Huh?" asked Josuke.
"Press and hold A on your Nintendo Switch then sneak behind the insect. Afterward, catch it by releasing A," said Miguel.
Josuke does so and catches one. "Oh, my, God... Mr. Reaper, you friggin' genius."
Anne opens a portal and walks into the mansion with the help of Kariel, who carries the kids and walks the dog there.
Anne is carrying someone by the neck with her Sticky Fingers.
"Oh. Hey, honey," said Miguel, as he turns to her by turning his wheelchair.
"Hey," said Anne, as she viciously strangled the man.
"Another hitman?" asked Miguel.
"Yep," said Anne.
"Elvis, Farmland Hitman, or Presidential Assassination?" asked Miguel.
"No," said Anne. "This is a fan who didn't like your last book. He tried stabbing Gabrielle, so I zipped his face in half."
"Oh! That's new!" smiled Miguel, as he turned his wheelchair to the television and continued watching.
"Yeah. I'm going to zip his genitals out and send him to jail," said Anne, walking away. "Then I'll ground it into a paste. Josuke, don't go in the kitchen."
"Kay, kay," said Josuke.
"Hey!" shouted Finn, walking in with The Fusion.
"Waddup?" asked Josuke.
"Y'know how Spongebob is the Chief of Staff of Krusty Krab Industries?" asked Bodyguard Jedan, who is with The Fusion.
"Yeah?" asked Josuke.
"We, as The Jazz Fusion..." said Gumball. "...decided to eat there and try the world-famous...
Krabby Patty!"
"Like in the cartoon?" asked Josuke.
"Yeah!" smiled Bodyguard Jedan. "We should try it! Krusty Krab 1567 just opened downstairs!"
"Look, Bodyguard Jed..." said Josuke.
"Never agreed to that name, but sure!" smiled Bodyguard Jedan.
"...Something tells me that something's going to go wrong if we go there tonight," said Josuke. "Something... evil..." said Josuke in a darker expression.
"We should go! I wanna see what happens!" he immediately smiled.
"YEAH!!!" shouted The Jazz Fusion, all jumping up.
"I'll take care of the restaurant tonight! Alright? Alright!" smiled Spongebob, patting Larry on the back. "Bye, Larry!"
Larry smiles and nods. "Thank you for giving me a restaurant off for tonight, Mr. Squarepants!"
Larry then walks away and drives away.
Jerry, a human, walks in.
"Hey, Jerry!" smiled Spongebob. "He's our night janitor!" smiled Spongebob to the others.
"Hey, Spongebob," waved Jerry, as he walked inside the kitchen.
The night was rather misty, and it was oddly quiet. There were no crickets tonight, nor any sounds of wildlife.
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm
FanfictionFollows the adventures of the Ibarras: a family of people known as Grimms in the Philippines people who can see the true form of the Monsters of this world. Each Part has a different protagonist, genre, and plot, but with all the same continuity and...
