A pink-jacketed man wearing a black shirt with a golden star on the middle, black pants, and sandals dropped from a portal with a blue-skirted woman with red ballerina shoes.
The man was tan with black curly hair and rose-colored eyes.
The woman was blonde with fair skin and blue eyes.
The two of them walked along the beach of San Diego as they prepared their weapons.
He manifested a pink shield while she manifested a wand with wings and a star in the middle.
They faced each other in intrigued silence.
(Never actually watched Naruto, but my friends loved it... So this is the OP for this Season...)
Lord and Lei happily eat dinner at their place. It's been five years since the battle against Kapitan Dirigma, and Lord and Lei are at peace.
*bzing*
A green portal opens as Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith enter the facility.
Note: Read JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm for context. Cartoon characters are a stigma in the fourth Part... and... this Part, the fifth.
"Can we not stop at Jessica's anymore? It's been awkward since she became a Time God," said Morty, walking out of the portal.
"For the last time, Morty. That woman has a brain comparable to a Flatulean," replied Rick.
"Oh geez... I just can't handle our break up from five years ago..." said Morty.
"Morty. You didn't break up with her. All you did with her was makeout on my couch while I dealt with an actual problem."
"How is Nimbus a problem!?"
"HOW ARE YOU SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS!? I TOLD YOU TO JUST DELIVER WINE YOU, YOU THIRSTY INCEL!!!"
"Don't call me that! It's 2021, for God's sake! I could be canceled by Twitter or they could compare me to... I don't know... Stalin!?"
"Uh... Not to intrude... But what are you doing in our house?" asked Lei.
"Oh... Right... We're being rude," said Rick. "Uh... *burp*... Lei... I've been tasked by Miguel JoJo to make you my bitch."
"Excuse me?" asked Lei.
"I own Weeb Town now. Weird name, by the way," said Rick.
"Also, it's kinda racist. Weeaboos are western people liking eastern stuff. And you are eastern stuff," said Morty.
"That's not racist! If anything, what they're doing is the opposite of racist and you're the one being racist, racist," said Rick. "Why? Because they're already eastern. Another? Because they're just appreciating another culture. You're racist to Filipinos calling them 'eastern stuff,' Morty."
"Oh geez... Sorry, Philippines," said Morty.
"It's cool," said Lord and Lei.
"Wow! Filipinos sure are nice, Rick," smiled Morty.
"Yeah..."
"Oh, shit... Was I just racist just now?"
"That isn't racism. That's stereotyping, Morty."
"Oh, thank God!"
"So..." said Lord. "We work for you now?"
"Yes," said Rick. "I hate government but I'm helping Miguel JoJo for a reason. So this is only temporary."
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm
FanfictionFollows the adventures of the Ibarras: a family of people known as Grimms in the Philippines people who can see the true form of the Monsters of this world. Each Part has a different protagonist, genre, and plot, but with all the same continuity and...
