JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm

Chapter XIX: He's Here

"WE'RE HERE!!!" laughed Morty, landing right in front of the facility. "Okay... Here's the plan. Ryle, you use your Heaven's Door to sneak around in the vents and secretly put safety locks into everyone."

"And?" asked Celine.

"That's it," said Morty. "Oh, Geez... What did I do wrong? Did I say something wrong?"

"How do we get in?" asked Celine, closing her eyes in annoyance.

"I use Purple Haze to melt everyone in the facility and just walk around," he smiled.

"But what if you get shot?" asked Celine.

"Morty, give me your armor," said Yang.

"What!? No! All of you have Stands! I'm basically a slug and you're all snails!" yelled Morty. "Or I'm a penguin and you're all turtles."

"Yeah, I know! But we need to -! Penguins are birds, not reptiles," said Yang. "Anyway-!"

"No, but they're amniotes like mammals and reptiles," yelled Morty.

"I... don't know what that is," said Yang. "Give me the armor."

Morty checks his phone. "Yeah! Here it is! 'Turtles are classified as amniotes, along with other reptiles, birds, and mammals.' Haha! And I thought you were the smart one!"

"TURTLES ARE BIRDS!?" asked Van. 

"BULLSHIT!!!" yelled Ryle. "Well... Dinosaurs were birds, after all."

"THEY WERE!?" asked Morty. "Oh, Geez! The things you learn every day!"

"Guys!?" asked Celine.

"Oh, crikey," said Van. "I'm gonna snipe some turtles when we get home."

"Can't," said Morty. "They're endangered in the Philippines."

"Damn," said Van.

"SHUT UP!!!" yelled Yang, as he grabs Morty by the throat. "GIVE ME YOUR ARMORED SUIT!!!"

"NOT UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT TURTLES ARE BIRDS!!! No, that's not-..." Morty said as Rick opens a portal and lands in front of them. Zed and Star meet up with them.

"Morty, you idiot. Turtles aren't birds. They're cold-blooded reptiles," said Rick.

"Oh... You're out," said Yang. "Why is there ink in your face?"

"You don't want to fucking know," said Zed.

Kapitan Dirigma tries to curve the ball but blows up an entire hill.

"GOD... DAMN IT!!!" he howled.

"Have you tried to -?" Steven asked, but Kapitan Dirigma covers his face.

"Silence, hybrid," said Kapitan Dirigma, as he walked away into the forest.

Meanwhile...

Lei sees Kapitan Dirigma on top of the tree, trying to orbit the Stray Ball around him, but it keeps curving incorrectly.

"Anything wrong, Mister Ruler of All Galaxies?" asked Lei.

"Watch it, Siren," he says. "I created your kind."

"I'm actually half Grimm," she smiled. "You know, for a so-called Prince, you suck at being a leader."

"What the hell are you talking about!?"