JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm

Chapter II: Revolver

Lord spins a pencil on his hand repeatedly.

"An alien mafia?" asked Lei Zeppeli, who wore a black tank top with a black skirt. She wore black high heels as well and her long black hair flowed behind her back.

Lord and Lei are seen in a cafe in the Grimm Universe Burnham City.

"Yep! A giant alien robot told me so!" smiled Lord.

"A giant... alien robot?" asked Lei. "Well, Lord... For one thing, I'm rather astonished that what normal people call hallucinations are what you call truths.
And I thought my Uncle Lei Zeppeli was crazy..."

"Wait... your Uncle's also named Lei Zeppeli?" asked Lord.

"Yeah. Real quiet guy. Greatest troll in all teh forums." said Lei Zeppeli.

"Yeah?! Well! Lei! Don't you know that our Stands are enough proof that something's out there that we don't know about?!" asked Lord.

"What's this Alien Mafia called, anyway?" asked Lei Zeppeli.

"Followers of Do," said Lord.

"Okay... I'm done," said Lei.

"Lei!" shouted Lord.

"First of all, I'm your employer and you're dating me. Miguel could get us fired. That also means that I have the power to fire you. Second of all, unless you give me proof that you're half alien -..." said Lei.

"Oh, right!"

*bzzzt*

Lord uses heat vision on Lei's tea, as the tea evaporates.

"Hm..." said Lei, looking rather impressed. She then augments more water in her tea using her Stand. "Fine. I'm in. Weeb Town's activities have gone pretty slow, after all, ever since the Jazz Fusion has become popular in protecting the world from threats. Fine... We're going to hunt down this apparent alien mafia called Followers of Do.
Stupid that you didn't start with that, however."

"I am an idiot, after all!" smiled Lord.

"Well, you're my idiot," calmly said Lei, as she kisses Lord on the forehead.

"Greetings," said Motorhead, shrunken and standing on Lord's shoulder.

"Oh, dear God," said Lei, backing away looking slightly surprised.

"I am his alien robot butler, Motorhead," said Motorhead.

"I thought he was big," said Lei.

"He shrinks," said Lord.

"Impressive," said Lei. "Okay... very well... I'll be reporting this alien mafia to Miguel JoJo."

"Oh, right!" smiled Lord. "I'm a vigilante, now!"

"What? You've gotten yourself authorized?" asked Lei.

"Yeah!" shouted Lord. "I named myself Lord Marvel... Protector of the World from Aliens!!!"

"Fine..." said Lei. "Just don't do anything stupid. Make sure to tell me the next time you do a hunt, okay?"

"Sure thing!" smiled Lord.

Later...

"Kler kureer kler kler kla kler? (You got any fives?)" said an alien resembling a crocodile with slug eyes and a snake body with arms and hands. All of these aliens look the same.