"WILL YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF!?" yelled Miguel.
"Fine! Geez! Whatevs, boomer!" yelled Ghost Jedan, turning the music player of the plane off.
A 39-year-old Miguel, a 41-year-old Anne, a Ghost Jedan, a 31-year-old Kariel, a 7-year-old Gabrielle, an 8-year-old Raphael, a 19-year-old Josuke, a 22-year-old Finn, a 22-year-old Jake (who is 40+ in Dog Years), an 18-year-old Spongebob (I think), a 19-year-old Patrick (I also think), an 18-year-old Gumball, a 16-year-old Darwin, and a 17-year-old Bodyguard Jedan all stayed in a private plane that rode all over Asia going to Europe.
They are currently above China.
"Ugh!" yelled Miguel. "There's a typhoon in Mongolia. We're gonna have to change our route."
"Ugh!" yelled everyone else.
"Stop complaining you ungrateful children!" yelled Miguel.
"We're fresh graduates and the first thing you do is basically smother us by forcing us to go to some magical Kingdom or whatever," said Josuke, as he drank some pills.
"Guys... Listen to Mr. Reaper," said Gumball. "Naples is a great place to party! It'd be fun!"
"Oh, please!" yelled Darwin. "You're only going because of the naked beach!"
"Daddy? What's a naked beach?" asked Gabrielle, who now has tiny black buns on her short green hair. She wears a black shirt with a pink unicorn, a green sweater underneath, and a blue skirt with ballerina shoes and pink stockings.
"It's a place where sexual deviants stay," said Anne.
Miguel elbows Anne.
"Ow! What!?"
"Don't say the S-Word to her until she's at least 18!" yelled Miguel.
"You mean shit?" asked Gabrielle.
"No! Who taught you that word!?" asked Miguel.
"You did when you spilled coffee all over you yesterday!" explained Gabrielle.
"Ha!" laughed Anne. "Don't worry, Miggy! I can fix this!
Say that word again and the Devil will come to you at night and he'll lick your hand."
"Anne!" yelled Miguel.
Gabrielle begins to cry and hug Raphael, the Chimpanzee.
"Kuya! The Devil's gonna get me!" sobbed Gabrielle.
"Mom..." said Raphael, now comparable to a teenage Chimpanzee. "Don't say those things to Gab."
"I know!" yelled Spongebob. "Don't worry, Gabrielle! The Devil isn't real!"
"Really?" asked Gabrielle.
"Yes, he is! We met him 5 years ago," said Patrick. "Spongebob's a total liar right now. Am I right, guys? Huh?"
Gabrielle begins to cry again.
"Finn, do something," said Raphael.
"Uh... Don't worry! There are way scarier people out there other than Satan," smiled Finn.
Gabrielle cries louder.
"Damn it, Finn!" yelled Patrick. "This is your fault."
"My fault!? You're the dummy who said all of that whack stuff about The Devil!" yelled Finn.
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