Anne zips all the Eastern Dragon Gangsters vertically in half with Sticky Fingers, killing each of them with a single swipe.
"-BUENA BUENA BUENA!!!"
Anne sighs in relief. She presses a button on her Bluetooth earphone and speaks into it. "I'm done killing the triads!" she smiled.
"Okay, good job. Get home quickly and make sure no one is tracking you," said Miguel on the other side.
Meanwhile, Miguel changes the babies' diapers and sighs in relief. "Alright... You kids just wait for your mom... She'd be home in a moment."
Meanwhile...
"I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in... I'll never meet the ground!!! Crash through the surface, where they can't hurt us... We're far from the shallow now!!!"
Anne Zeppeli sang Shallow by Lady Gaga. "In the shallow, shallow... In the shallow sha la la la low... In the -... Huh?"
Anne's Stand emerges, sensing a Stand-User nearby. No, she senses three.
She looks around, left and right, front and back, searching for any potential attackers. Sticky Fingers looks around and prepares her fists.
"You do realize that my Stand is basically 'hacks', right?" asked Anne, as Sticky Fingers raises her Stand's fists. "I can zip you to pieces. If you want, I'd retract my Stand and we'd fight in hand-to-hand combat. And guess what? Miguel made me watch the entire trilogy of Karate Kid and two Ip Man movies. I'm basically a queen at Martial Arts.
Haha! I'm kidding!
I trained for fifteen years. I'd kill you with my thumb."
Marceline the Vampire Queen appears out of thin air right in front of her.
"OH, GOD!!! TAKE MY MONEY!!! STAY AWAY!!!" yelled Anne, covering her face.
Marceline is wearing long black silk gloves, a red dress, black silk leggings, black high heels, and a large red sunhat. Her fangs show as the sun shines very brightly.
"Hey, Anne!" smiled Marceline.
"Oh... *ahem*..." said Anne, puffing out her chest and posing. "'Sup."
Marceline chuckles. "Peebos needs your help an' stuff."
"Oh!" smiled Anne. "The Princess of the Candy Kingdom, and therefore Ooo, and therefore your Dimension's Earth! Sure, thing! What can I do for her?"
"Oh... We have to hunt down and kill a serial killer," said Marceline.
"Nothing I haven't done before," smiled Anne.
"Oh! Well that's the thing!" smiled Marceline. "The killer's a Jorogumo."
"Oh... Dear God," said Anne. "*sigh*... You can do this. Sure. You'll do it. You can do this."
"You said 'You can do this,' twice," said Marceline, crossing her arms and tapping her fingers on her elbow consecutively. "You think I can't do this? Kinda rude, not gonna lie."
"I was talking to myself," said Anne.
Josuke walks home from the cafe and looks at his payment, which is roughly a hundred pesos.
"Hahaha!" smiled Josuke. "I'll finally have money to buy that game I wanted!"
Josuke suddenly hears his ears ringing like crazy.
Josuke looks up and sees his mother and The Reverse-Flash about 20 meters away from him, staring at him down to the soul.
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm
FanfictionFollows the adventures of the Ibarras: a family of people known as Grimms in the Philippines people who can see the true form of the Monsters of this world. Each Part has a different protagonist, genre, and plot, but with all the same continuity and...
