JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm

Chapter I: The Aswang Prince~Meanwhile, in Another Dimension~

We all know the story of the original Universe! The first three Parts of bizarre... well... the first two were just really more of a comic bookie type... and the third Part was really dramatic... Probably it was inspiring... And people had character development... I think? Whatever. Well!

What if Simoun JoJo and Maria Clara's son... never inherited the Grimm genes? And instead.. he became... the sole Heir to Padre Damaso?

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!!

Yeah... haha... I need... friends... *cries*... I only have one reader...

OPENING GO!!!

She cooked it with grounded pork and brains frying them in onions, chili pepper, garlic, lots of pepper, salt, fried garlic, and calmansi juice.

She sets it on the table.

"She" is a dismembered hand.

"Da da da da da da da!!!" sang a boy wearing a black hoodie, a uniform underneath, black high school pants, black leather shoes, and holding a suitcase. He walked to school alone. He sang an unfamiliar tune. He is kinda fat and has an average-looking face. He has thick eyebrows. He is 167 cm tall.

"Hi! I'm Miguel Josuke Higashikata! My friends call me 'JoJo' because 'Suke' in Japanese is pronounced as 'Jo'. I'm not really Japanese. My mother's father was just adopted by a Japanese man at a young age who betrayed the Japanese during the war!

I am just a normal and everyday high school student living here in Burnham! I am 14-years-old and I am in 7th Grade! I have the girl I love-!!!"

Josuke meets the love of his life, a beautiful, stoic, and tall Jessica Polnareff. She sees Miguel and scoffs. She wore a white hoodie and she looked down on Miguel. She was 168 cm tall.

"I have my best friend... Jedan!"

Beside him is Jedan Ligera who wore a green hoodie instead. He wore basically the same uniform underneath and also had a suitcase. He is 156 cm tall. He had a rather plain face.

"AND LOTS OF FRIENDS!!!"

A kid throws his pubic hair into Josuke's mouth as Josuke gags.

"Good one, Gio!" smiled Josuke, pointing to Gio.

"Don't touch my girl, man!" shouted Gio Brando, walking away. 

"Gio..." said his butler. "Your father, Bernardo Brando... is looking for you."

"Yeah, yeah!" shouted Gio. "Damned Prince of the Aswangs..."

"Celine wants me to meet up with her at her home later at dismissal," said Jedan. "Can't watch Star Wars with you... Sorry, Josuke."

"Sure thing, Jed!" smiled Josuke. "That is A-Okay!"

"My father died when I was really young. He belonged to the Aswang Royal Family Dynasty! That's right! I'm the Prince of Aswangs in this world and the Cryptids have successfully and secretly... dominated the human world!" smiled Josuke.

A human boy in the background steals a man's wallet.

"I smell his blood!" shouted the man. "He is man! Take him away!"

The cops chase after the boy.

"Go get 'im, Larry!" shouted Josuke. "Ha, ha!"

"Ever since my entire family died... The humans have been asking me to have mercy on their souls and that I, as the Aswang King, should free them from being lower class citizens. You see, in The New World, Humans are forced to have things called 'Passes'. These Passes prove that you are a valuable citizen in the New World. And Metro San Diego is the Capital of this and it's really strict there when it comes to Passes. Us Cryptids don't need a Pass, however!
But..."