*knocks on the door*
Aquarius: THEO. PLEASE CAN YOU GET THAT COMRADE!
Theo: Yes but please don't shout at me.
Virgo: Sorry comrade but he is to lazy to get up because he is 'saving his energy for his prosthetic appointment later'
Sagittarius: Why is everyone calling Theo comrade?
Capricorn: It's a non gendered version or sir or ma'am. Well at least they are comfortable with it.
Theo: *opens the door* Erm, hello ma'am. How can I help you.
Ellie: I'm Ellie Satington and I need to have a talk with Virgo.
Cancer: Hey ells. Ells?!
Ellie: Oh hello cancer.
Virgo: This is the second or third I have seen people who know each other meet again.
Aquarius: It is getting ridiculous now.
Virgo: It's 3 o'clock mate. You need to be at your appointment.
Aquarius: Oh cr@p.
Libra: Hahaha your late.
Aries: UGH.
Leo: What?
Aries: Are you single?
Leo: Yes. You know that.
Aries: *kisses leo*
Leo: What the hell.
Virgo: Gay.
Leo: I don't know how to react.
Ellie: Virgo can we go into another room, I need to talk with you.
Virgo: Yeah sure I guess.
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Ellie: I need to you take something from my lawyer's house. I though he could protect it but I have had words from let's say suspicious friends but they have seen it and it is not safe.Virgo: Sure. We could get some people to stay in the van. Me, Taurus , Leo and Sagittarius are really good at being secretive and cancer is amazing at computing so is Scorpio.
Ellie: I do not care who does what. I just need my necklace.
Virgo: WE ARE STEALING THE FAMOUS BLUE MOON DIAMOND NECKLACE! HOLY SH1T.
Aries : Shut the hell up.
Cancer: SCORPIO!
Scorpio: WHAT?
Cancer: COME HIT VIRGO. SHE WONT SHUT UP. SHE SAID SHE WAS FINE WITH IT.
Scorpio: *hits virgo*
Virgo: *punches Scorpio in the face*
Scorpio: Mother fvcker.
Aquarius: HAHAHA.
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Zodiac stories: Zodiacs at college~ Zodiac criminals
General FictionThis is different to the first one as there is different love interests and they are different genders. This is not research based Written by a Virgo. I'm gonna finish the other one I just need inspiration.