Ellie satington

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*knocks on the door*

Aquarius: THEO. PLEASE CAN YOU GET THAT COMRADE!

Theo: Yes but please don't shout at me.

Virgo: Sorry comrade but he is to lazy to get up because he is 'saving his energy for his prosthetic appointment later'

Sagittarius: Why is everyone calling Theo comrade?

Capricorn: It's a non gendered version or sir or ma'am. Well at least they are comfortable with it.

Theo: *opens the door* Erm, hello ma'am. How can I help you.

Ellie: I'm Ellie Satington and I need to have a talk with Virgo.

Cancer: Hey ells. Ells?!

Ellie: Oh hello cancer.

Virgo: This is the second or third I have seen people who know each other meet again.

Aquarius: It is getting ridiculous now.

Virgo: It's 3 o'clock mate. You need to be at your appointment.

Aquarius: Oh cr@p.

Libra: Hahaha your late.

Aries: UGH.

Leo: What? 

Aries: Are you single?

Leo: Yes. You know that.

Aries: *kisses leo*

Leo: What the hell.

Virgo: Gay.

Leo: I don't know how to react.

Ellie: Virgo can we go into another room, I need to talk with you.

Virgo: Yeah sure I guess.

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Ellie: I need to you take something from my lawyer's house. I though he could protect it but I have had words from let's say suspicious friends but they have seen it and it is not safe.

Virgo: Sure. We could get some people to stay in the van. Me, Taurus , Leo and Sagittarius are really good at being secretive and cancer is amazing at computing so is Scorpio.

Ellie: I do not care who does what. I just need my necklace.

Virgo: WE ARE STEALING THE FAMOUS BLUE MOON DIAMOND NECKLACE! HOLY SH1T.

Aries : Shut the hell up.

Cancer: SCORPIO!

Scorpio: WHAT?

Cancer: COME HIT VIRGO. SHE WONT SHUT UP. SHE SAID SHE WAS FINE WITH IT.

Scorpio: *hits virgo*

Virgo: *punches Scorpio in the face*

Scorpio: Mother fvcker.

Aquarius: HAHAHA.

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