insouciant || ON HIATUS

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 #𝟛

Daichi: This is your captain speaking-

Hinata: Mamoru, teach me to be faster!!

Tsukishima: Oi, shut up.

Tanaka: Hey, listen to Daichi-san!

Daichi: And this is yoUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

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Maiko: I was put in an awkward situation and I reacted poorly.

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Aomine: I mean, small creatures are more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Midorima: That's ridiculous. Give me an example.

Murasakibara: Wasps.

Kise: Chihuahuas.

Kuroko: Spiders.

Mamoru: Akashi-kun.

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Mamoru: *picks up phone* Hello?

Maiko: It's Maiko

Mamoru: What did she do this time?

Maiko: No, it's actually me.

Mamoru: What did you do this time?

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Maiko: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Aomine: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Tsukishima: So what's it like working with shortie and the king of the court?

Mamoru: Well, picture working with nice, mature, civilized people.

Tsukishima: That's not what I thought you'd say.

Mamoru: Good. Because throw that idea out of the window.

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Yori: Don't correct me.

Fumiko: Then don't be wrong.

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Mamoru: Would you like a drink?

Yori: What are my options?

Mamoru: *Genuinely confused* Yes or no.