insouciant || ON HIATUS

Crack Chapter #5

Mamoru: You saved me earlier. You can hug me for four to five seconds.

Bokuto: Forty-five seconds?!

Mamoru: NO. FOUR TO FI-

Bokuto: *already hugging him*

Bokuto: No take backsies!

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Mamoru: I once quoted a vine in front of Tanaka-san.

Mamoru: No one would ever believe him, and he forever lives in fear of my supposed internet knowledge.

Mamoru: It's delightful.

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Midorima: By all accounts, I would say I'm pretty easy going.

Mamoru: I saw you measuring a ruler with another ruler.

Midorima: IT WAS OFF BY HALF A CENTIMETER. IT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN IN CIRCULATION.

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Mamoru: Now is not the time to blame Oikawa.

Oikawa: Thank you! Finally.

Mamoru: There will be plenty of time to blame him later after this has been resolved.

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Maiko: I wish you could block people in real life.

Fumiko, Mamoru: Restraining order.

Yori: Murder.

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Maiko: So here's the tea-

Mamoru: It's a report.

Maiko: Do you want the tea or not?

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Oikawa: I'm such a badass.

Mamoru: Having a bad ass does not make you a badass.

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Mamoru: If you have 10 apples and you give 5 to your friend, what do you have now?

Maiko: *crying* A f-friend.

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