Mamoru: If you don't like me:
Mamoru: One, I don't care.
Mamoru: Two, me neither.
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Daichi: What are the three stages of life?
Sugawara: Birth.
Tsukishima: What the fuck is this?
Mamoru: Death.
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Oikawa: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Iwaizumi: Waking up in the morning and realizing your phone isn't charging.
Yori: Waking up in the morning.
Mamoru: Waking up.
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Yori: Are we fighting or flirting? My brain's getting mixed signals.
Mari: My fucking hands are literally around your throat right now.
Yori: That doesn't answer my question.
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Alessandro: I'll show you a magic trick. Pick a card, any card.
Fumiko: ...
Alessandro: ...
Alessandro: Touche but give me my credit card back.
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Kuroo: Imagine you've been kidnapped and trapped in a burning building. How will you escape?
Mamoru: By stopping my imagination.
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Mamoru: When I die, donate my body to science.
Mamoru: Except my middle finger.
Mamoru: Put that on my parent's grave.
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Alessandro: Want anything from the store?
Mamoru: A will to live.
Alessandro: I meant food.
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