insouciant || ON HIATUS

Crack Chapter #10

*Continuing to use the more well-known names since it's more, well, well-known. Ex. Daichi is Daichi, Keiji is Akaashi, etc.*

Oikawa: Mamoru-kun's playing hard to get.

Oikawa: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Mamoru: The path to inner peace begins with four words.

Mamoru: Not my fucking problem.

Also Mamoru: *pretends he doesn't have a bleeding heart.*

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Mamoru: We're back–

Mamoru: ...

Mamoru: Why are Tanaka and Nishinoya in the living room with chalk?

Maiko: Tendou told me to satanize the place.

Mamoru: I think he meant 'sanitize'.

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Kidnapper *calling someone named 'Moru': We have your boyfriend.

Maiko: I don't have a boyfriend.

Kidnapper: Then who's making us reevaluate our life choices and keeps telling us he'll forgive us if we let him go?

Maiko: Oh, you have Mamoru.

Maiko: I'm so sorry, best of luck to you.

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Tendou: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Ushijima: I can do that.

[a random practice match later]

Mamoru: Good game *raises his hand for a high-five after being trained by Hinata*

Ushijima: Laces their fingers together.

Mamoru: Wha–

Ushijima: I'm in love with you.

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Kise: I got the bill for my snake bite.

Kise: It's horrendously expensive.

Mamoru: Well, death is a free option too.

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Tatsuya: I got you a ring to symbolize our brotherhood.

Mamoru: I'm not really a jewelry person.