insouciant || ON HIATUS

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 #𝟚

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You guys have been so supportive, here's a treat!  I hope you enjoy this as compensation for the long wait and for breaking your heart with a pitchfork :)

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Midorima: Why does Mamoru have a knife?

Akashi: He felt unsafe.

Aomine: Now I feel unsafe!

Mamoru: I feel very safe.

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Takeda: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called "Everytime I Feel Depressed, I Take A Drink."

Ukai: This game exists. It's called alcoholism.

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[Taking a stroll]

Mamoru: What time is it?

Maiko: I'm not sure. Pass me that recorder and I'll find out.

Maiko: *Plays recorder loudly*

Yori: WHO THE FUCK PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 IN THE MORNING

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Mamoru: Since it's impossible to determine which part of my life is the middle, I have decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Sugawara: This is a very bad idea.

Mamoru: There are no bad ideas, Sugawara-san. Only good ideas that went bad.

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Aomine: You're pretty dumb.

Kise: Thanks!

Aomine: I just insulted you. Why are you thanking me??

Kise: I'm just trying to focus on the positives in life, so I just heard 'you're pretty.'

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Mamoru: An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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