Crack Chapter #6

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Yori: *hands over a flower*

Mari *teasing*: And your reason for decapitating a flower is...?

Yori: I'm gonna decapitate you in a minute if you don't accept.


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Mamoru: How are you?

Ukai: Overworked and underpaid.


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Nishinoya: Are good you?

Hinata: I'm no good you.

Nishinoya: Oh, your bad, me you are?

Hinata: Eh, maybe.

Mamoru: ...

Mamoru: What the hap is fuckening?


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Oikawa: *rings doorbell*

Mamoru: Who is it?

Oikawa: It's the sexiest person in the world at your door.

Mamoru: Oikawa-san?

Oikawa: You think I'm sexy?

Mamoru: No, I can see you through the peephole.


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Kise: He's my lover.

Mamoru: He's not my lover.

Kise: He denies it, but I know he really wants me.


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Hitoshi: You're cute when you're mad.

Yori: Then I'm about to get really fucking cute.


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Mamoru: When I was little, I had this one imaginary friend.

Maiko: When I was little, I had too many imaginary friends.


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Mamoru: That box is huge.

Atsumu: I can show you something else that's huge.

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