Mamoru: Can you two be sensible for five minutes?
Kuroko: Very unlikely.
Taiga: Our record is three, but we can give it a try.
──── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* ｡ﾟ☆. ───
Mamoru: I've been getting a lot of bread lately.
Mamoru: Not money, but my carb intake is just unreal.
──── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* ｡ﾟ☆. ───
Yaku: Complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons-
Mamoru: I complain about the lemons.
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Fumiko: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
Maiko: It's going to be sour lemonade because life didn't give me sugar.
──── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* ｡ﾟ☆. ───
[On the phone]
Mamoru: I'm a little busy right now.
Maiko: Do you think drinking 7 cans of Red Bull consecutively would heighten my senses or kill me?
Mamoru: ...
Mamoru: I'm on my way.
──── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* ｡ﾟ☆. ───
Tsukishima: I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me.
Mamoru: It's because you're sweet and funny.
Tsukishima: Nishinoya says I'm bitter and grumpy so one of you is lying.
──── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* ｡ﾟ☆. ───
Takeda: Define "dream"
Mamoru: The first thing people lose when they understand how the world really works.
──── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* ｡ﾟ☆. ───
Mamoru: Spiritually, I'm in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, bleeding out from several stab wounds.
──── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* ｡ﾟ☆. ───
Yori: Girls are so hot.
Yori: Guys are so hot.
Yori: Why is everyone so hot?
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Фанфик𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐮: 𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 真守 ☽ 𝐀 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. [𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬!𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐱 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!𝐎𝐂] [𝐊𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞/𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮...
