Welcome to this book by @Bookfunreader123 and @riptide2406, also known as Amber and Selene. This is our special place where we roast every overused Riordanverse fanfiction trope available and write horrible cliché fanfiction to prove a point. If you...
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• THE COLOUR BLUE
-We don't know if any of you remember, but there was actually a reason behind why he likes blue food.
-No, that does not make him hate poor Magnus (who has his own reasons to hate the colour blue which is vALID, GODDAMNIT).
-And no, he does not love it more than Annabeth or his mom, or literally any of his friends and family.
• CHAOS FICS
-Literally every plot, a summary:
Annabae not-a-spelling-mistake Cheese: *cheats on Percy*
Percy: *falls into depression* (which is the only thing that makes sense so far)
Percy: ANNIE, HOW COULD YOU? *insert crying emojis*
Annabae: I suddenly realised I don't love you, despite you falling into literal hell for me. Nate River Waters, son of Poseidon, blessed by a billion gods for absolutely no logical reason, who definitely does not have charmspeak and suddenly has the potential to manipulate the whole of Camp Half Blood and Camp Jupiter despite being a newbie is obviously so much hotter *insert swooning and heart eyes*
Percy: B-but Annabae-
Annabanana: No, Percy. He is hotter than you.
Percy: Pipes?! Bro?! Non-existent G-man, Tyson, Frank and Hazel??!! I don't care if your eyes are glowing red and you look like you've been possessed by constipated squirrels, but please tell Annabae that I'm obviously so much hotter-
Leo: You're not worth it, Percy. We hate you. No one likes you all of a sudden. And this is obviously not suspicious AT ALL.
Percy:
Percy: *runs away*
Percy: *stops* *turns around* I'M RUNNING AWAY.
Campers: *shrug*
Percy: *continues running*
Chaos: *pops up out of nowhere, eating ice cream*
Chaos: 'Sup.
Percy: ...aRE YOU THE GRIM REAPER-?!
Chaos: Nope, but since I saw everything that happened with you, I'm gonna manipulate you into joining my army of Chaos! If you agree, you can have a cool name which is obviously not a Greek letter, meet all your dead friends, and be my lieutenant!
Percy:
Percy: AWESOME.
Spongebob: A few months (read: 230000 years) later-
