Welcome to this book by @Bookfunreader123 and @riptide2406, also known as Amber and Selene. This is our special place where we roast every overused Riordanverse fanfiction trope available and write horrible cliché fanfiction to prove a point. If you...
-Fanfiction personality of Leo is like Tony Stark's but his negative traits are amplified.
-A huge part of the fandom seems to think he's incapable of being smart. Like, at all.
Yet he still manages to build stuff out of nowhere in the same fanfictions. No materials or tools required.
-Leo wore a white shirt and suspenders (01) time in The Lost Hero when Aphrodite gave them a makeover and everyone just immediately assumed he would be wearing that for the rest of eternity? ...what?
-He is capable of building extremely complicated machines that somehow never fail despite being created out of thin air.
-Pfft he totally cannot cook 🙄
-What tool belt?
-Trauma?
Gone.
Invalidated.
Evaporated.
Yeeted (yote?) out of existence.
Vibing to Dance Monkey on the sun along with canon personality.
-Aggressively states that "all the ladies love him" after like, every five lines.
• SOULMATE AU
-Tattoo of a plant or a gardening tool
-"oMg i hOpE iT iSn'T tHe wEiRd pLaNt oBsEsSeD gArDeNiNg tEaChEr mIsS dEmEtEr"
(Okay maybe that was an exaggeration but he usually says something weird)
-Meets Calypso.
-Acts like a lovesick puppy.
-She hates him.
-She starts to like him.
-Add a few irrelevant chapters, because slowburn.
-Add an absolutely idiotic fight (normally over his smartness) for angst.
-They get married.
THE END
• INSTAGRAM AU
-Cool fire pic with a corny caption.
-"i'm so hawt haha 🔥"
-"my gf and I are the hottest couple. Percabeth, watch out 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥" *cue the guys fighting over who has a better relationship*
• (and finally, the moment we've all been waiting for) LEO X READER 😍
(Just- please don't question anything in this one)
(Not even the random tense change. Dear English teachers, please do not defenestrate us for this.)
Y/n was walking down the road when she bumped into someone. 😰
She fainted, or to frame it in better words because we are elite authors of the finest degree, everything went black. ⬛
Then she woke up at Camp Half-Blood. ⚔
Then she met Leo Valdez. 🥰
They hated each other. 🤬
Obviously, Leo had unattractive brown orbs while she had gold silver blue green yellow obsidian emerald cerulean purple pink orbs with flecks of grey, why would she find that attractive 🙄
It's campfire time and y/n is waiting to be claimed. Leo yells something about all the ladies loving him. He then proceeds to snatch OOC Will's guitar (who was trying to sing Nico a cheesy, romantic song, because duh) and starts singing "You and I" by One Direction in the most beautiful voice, hitting Zayn's high notes perfectly for fanfiction purposes. 🎶
Piper squeals. Percy and Annabae stare at each other with heart eyes. Jason is off getting hit on by bricks, which actually provides background music. The other campers are dying or something, but who cares. 🙄
Y/n blushes as Leo looks at her, his orbs a hue of orange like the sunset. Now THAT'S attractive. 🤩
"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" he winks at y/n in a seductive way that's probably platonic. 😉
Oh my god, y/n, y/n thinks to herself, you have a crush on this Latino-Santa's-elf-who-has-no-other-physical-description-apart-from-this-apparently?!?!?! 😳
He's y/n's biggest rival, plus he probably doesn't like her back even though he's directly staring at her. They do some random pranks and strawberry picking trips because Tratie can't have their own non-canon cliches in the fandom, do some other typical Wattpad romance stuff, and stare at each other for hours in a totes non-creepy way. 😘
Leo kisses Miss y/n out of nowhere because consent is still in Atlantis, they get married, have 2.5 kids, blah blah blah, end of story. 💍
