Riordanverse Fanfictions in a Nutshell

27- A/N (Yes, this is a chapter. Not an actual A/N)

Art Credit: @burquillos on Tumblr

A/N Sorry for not updating my exploding cathedrals ;((( I got into a mafia gang, then they killed me by stabbing me in the back (literally XD ) and then I was revived, then my dog died. So, anyway, here is an update!!

Percy woke up early in the morning

(A/N Haha "early". You know once I woke up early and found out that my dog had given birth to kittens. Then I went to school and found out that my teachers were actually fish and the annoying 'popular' girl was actually an octopus.)

Then he went to school and met Annabae

A/N Ooo cliff hanger... Read more in the next chapter my exploding cathedrals!!

Chapter 2

A/N Welcome back my exploding cathedrals, let's continue on with my wonderful story.

Then Percy and Annabae kissed

A/n I shippppppp my babiesssss. Don't you my exploding cathedrals ;)

Then Annabae and Percy got married

A/N I love itttt 😍

Then they got divorced

A/N MUAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA am I as evil as Uncle Rick now ;) Bye bye my exploding cathedrals, read on in my next chapter!!!

Chapter 3

...And then the two got married, did the unspoken, had a bunch of kids and lived happily ever after!!!

A/N Sorry I disappeared for like five years, my boyfriend broke up with me and I found out I was actually a gorilla from another planet. I spent the entire week sobbing into my fur, blasting depressing songs and eating tubs of ice cream. I think I may have broken a roof or something of my neighbours house with all my temper tantrums XD LOL. Anyway I'm okay now. How are you lovelies doing??

QOTD: What fish would you love to taste? (XD XD SORRY PERCE)

I would try hmm a clownfish even though I'm vegetarian. I just want to know what Nemo would taste like if he were real. I'm guessing he probably tastes like orange candy or something... I don't know, I'm vegan XD

[Jokes aside, to all the authors who apologise for not updating due to personal reasons, you really don't have to apologise. We understand what you're going through and hope you're doing okay, whether it's heartbreak, being admitted to the ER, having your house explode, have your country on the brink of civil war or your pet, or someone you're close to, dying. We support you and it's always valid to take a break for your own mental health. We hope your life gets better from here. The readers don't need to tell you when to and when not to update. Remember that.]