Welcome to this book by @Bookfunreader123 and @riptide2406, also known as Amber and Selene. This is our special place where we roast every overused Riordanverse fanfiction trope available and write horrible cliché fanfiction to prove a point. If you...
Selene's opinion: 3/10. We don't really see much of them in the books. Cliché punk and emo ship. If the ship is before Thalia turned into a Hunter (so basically Nico is 10 and Thalia's 15) that's a big no from me. This ship was mostly popular before House of Hades and stuff so, uh, that's not that great but okay-ish I guess, since we didn't know he was gay. In conclusion, it's not really my cup of tea.
Amber's opinion: 4/10. As a BROtp it's amazing, the protective sister and the baby brother who hates being coddled. But as a romantic thingy, I don't like it much. There is a huge age gap. Thalia is a hunter and Nico is gay. It was popular before he came out. It's fine but not the best.
• PERACHEL
NOTE: Toxic Percabeth stans can leave this story. We will not be accepting any form of hate here. Thank you ❤
A: 9/10. It wasn't toxic, no weird age gaps, they were actually great friends, there was chemistry, probably would have worked out. Brotp is definitely better, also Rachel gets way too much hate for crushing on Percy.
S: 9/10. Could have worked if given time and there was no Annabeth. Chemistry was actually not that bad, you know.
Lol this was just a warmup. Now we start with the best ones:
• Annabeth x Sally
S: 100000000000000/10. Beautiful. Just... *chef's kiss*. Would make a wonderful "my boyfriend's mother" Wattpad story. Yes. 100% capable of adopting 2.5 children.
A: Infinity/10. Amazing, just beautiful, the age gap is wonderful. Really living the Wattpad life. Support it 10000%.
• Percy x Kronos
A: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10. Better than Annabeth x Sally. Poseidon's son and his father, what could be better. This is endgame.
S: 30000000000000000000000000000/10. THIS. IS. COUPLE. GOALS. The PERFECT enemies to lovers arc. Not to mention Kronos is his grandpa, which is what makes it a hundred times more fabulous!!!
• Percy x Hestia/Hera/Demeter
S: 11/10. Beauty itself. I have no words.
A: 1006746289198000000/10. Totally gonna overlook the fact that Hestia is a maiden goddess and Hera will never cheat on Zeus and its just straight up Sweet Home Alabama.
• Percy x Artemis
A: 5000000009879964213479852200988654311233445678990000/10. An absolute master piece, a virgin goddess and her cousin. Beautiful, perfect, amazing, great, wonderful.
S: This is a solid 10/10. Virgin goddess who's been trying to stay a maiden since the time she was born, and the only male teenager she's accepted in years? OF FREAKING COURSE! Sorry, what's that? Orion? Who's that?
• Poseidon x Athena
S: 2500000000/10. I'm living for the angst, honestly. I mean, Poseidon would definitely leave behind his wife and all the rivalry stories just to get together with the hot goddess of... what was it again? Smartness? Or maybe it was hotness. Sorry, Dory has possessed me and now I suffer from short term memory loss.
A: 100000000000/10. Perfect. Amazing. Wonderful. Did I mention perfect? What do you do when your daughter dates your married rival's son? KISS HIM OF COURSE!!
• Samirah x Magnus
A: 12341625682674367376728761441741710000000000/10. They definitely do not consider themselves siblings. Lets totally ship them.
S: 198471824739174174319479813463146146834/10. I honestly thought it was pretty obvious that we were all going to collectively ignore the fact that Samirah's happily engaged and that Magnus will never age, because they're the main male and female characters, therefore they should be together.
• Magnus x Annabeth
S: 1291494839175389757979327893/10. I think it's beautiful. Just blonde cousins doing what blonde cousins do!
A: 102142316518791916915197158191100000000000000000000/10. SWEET HOME ALABAMA. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE??
• Carter x Sadie
S: 123456789123456789123456789123456789123456789123456789123456789/10. THEY'RE FULL SIBLINGS. THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN BEING COUSINS.
SING IT WITH ME NOW, "SWEEEET HOMEE ALABAMAAA"!!!
A: 999999999999999999999999000000000000000000/10. Beautiful, the fandom is definitely not crazy.
SSSWWWEEETTTTTTTTT HOMMMMEEEEE AALABAMAAAAAAAAAA
VERY important note for all you readers who didn't get it and are ready to come after us with pitchforks and knives: Everything written after the pairing of Perachel was sarcasm. Thank you.
ANOTHER VERY important note: These are all OUR opinions. If you ship them, um to each their own?
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