Riordanverse Fanfictions in a Nutshell

A TEARY FAREWELL + ICONIC COMMENTS

Art credit: @karendelavegart on Twitter and Instagram

Still pretty hard to believe this day would come but here it is now [the day we sound like emotional grandmas]. We've finally completed this book. After like, wait, TWO YEARS of going through morally questionable fanfictions, we have covered some of the most basic tropes across the RRverse fandom (again, minus the smut ones, but there are a lot of kids reading this so we'll uh, avoid that for now) (and it's not like we have any wish to write terrible lemons at the moment anyway; we'd rather not be traumatized a few weeks before our final exams).

We've laughed, we've cried, we've procrastinated, and also died a little inside each chapter. Hopefully, you guys were tortured just as much as we were.

We kept you guys waiting for chapters for months because we were too busy. During the last year, we hardly published two chapters. We are so sorry but life got in the way.

We won't keep this very long because that's boring and also annoying to read but we love you guys so so much. Your comments and votes mean everything to us. We totally did not think of giving up after five sentences in any chapter AT ALL.

Okay, maybe a little.

BUT reading your comments made it worthwhile, and honestly? That's enough for us.

Remember to take care of yourself, stay hydrated, take your medications on time, eat enough food, write (hopefully unoffensive) fanfictions, and once you think you're ready, pick up your weapons. We're going on another quest.

The Quest to Find Consent [vol. 2].

Love you x

Amber and Selene <3

And now for some of the best (and probably cursed) comments we've received, out of context (an ongoing list):

-"how dare you say that there are more than two genders, girl and baby shark are the only genders to ever exist"

-"what in the netflix romance drama targeting teens but is really for adults and euphoria fan fiction kind of bullshit-"

-""Annabeth." In the stage lights, his eyes were glimmering shades of cobalt, aqua, turquoise, baby blue, sea foam green, deep ocean blue and light violet. "You are the most beautiful person I have ever met." The crowd was quiet, and the lights were shimmering on the dress she got from Aphrodite, because she only shows up when you need dresses. "You are wonderful, kind, sweet, caring, amazing, and funny."

He slowly reaches into his shirt. "And so, Wise Girl, would you make me the happiest man alive..." he pulls out a box. Just the right size for a ring. Bending down on one knee (because his guitar magically disappeared) he opened the box. "and marry me?"

Annabeth looks at him blankly. "No."

She flips her hair and walks off stage to go visit Grover, Juniper, and their 2.5 kids.

THE END"

-"*loading existential crisis*"

-"STPP IT UR MAKING ME LOOK BACK LITTLE SNICK SNACK MF"

-"While questing on one of my past missions, I was almost electrocuted by a Nate River Waters, and a wild Annabitch tried to bite me. As I barely managed to escape, the fanon incarnation of Sanubis almost ripped my guts out.

Since then, I have learned to always arm myself with a S&W .500, along with M7 grenades, diamond & obsidian blades, and an XL18 Flamethrower. I also keep a blade hidden between my teeth."

-"they are smelling each other's breaths"

-"They live in a three story suburban house with a wrap around porch, eight children, percy junior, annabae junior, Lukey, Zoe, the-guy-who-said-im-not-his-types-sister's-name, blonde, and then and they kiss literally all day and life is perfect and family friends weekly dinner with Pipecleaner and breathing jason"

-"DEMIPODS, POPPER OUT OF PEAS, ASSEMBLE"

-"are those dicks drawn on the floor"

-""Hi! I'm Ruby Judy Baboody Coco Selene Dion Beyonce Rabbit Food Ear Piercing Kitty Mittens Jewelianna Moon Star Glitter Melina Kentucky Fried Chicken Hayley Quinn Lila Leila Lily Litter Fritter Catalina Anwyn Fergalicious Dog! But you can just call me Rubes!""

-"further proved why we are, indeed, part dog and part banana."

-"Why did I imagine literal seal just popping out of his eyes"

-"wow annabeth you're very electrons today"

-"the irony of our favorite gays to eat homophobic chicken is beautiful"

-"😍👄😍"

-"also if her skin is soft and silky would not someone want to use it as a textile tho??"

-"who is this pick-me nice guys finish last ass white boy because that is NOT my carter kane"

-"He's probably standing on the bones of all the people who are looking at that."

-"I am laughing my vital organs out of my fingernails"

-"why does he look like my grandpa and a fetus simultaneously and why does his hair look like grass made of shit"

-"i read that as cornetto and just brushed it off ya he disappeared into icecreams"

-"According to all laws of aviation, it is said that a bee should not be able to fly in a plane, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you; आपको कभी रुलाने वाला नहीं, कभी अलविदा नहीं कहने वाला, कभी झूठ नहीं बोलने वाला और आपको चोट पहुँचाने वाला; nunca te rendiré, nunca te decepcionaré, nunca correré y abandonarte; never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

(congratulations, you've been rickrolled in three different languages!)