Welcome to this book by @Bookfunreader123 and @riptide2406, also known as Amber and Selene. This is our special place where we roast every overused Riordanverse fanfiction trope available and write horrible cliché fanfiction to prove a point. If you...
*The format of this chapter may or may not be loosely based on the cliché "Demigods React" books. Minus the torture devices and trapping them in rooms, of course. We don't like giving the demigods more trauma and the possible development of claustrophobia.
DISCLAIMER: Neither of us read Percico stories, but this chapter is based on speed-reading through a few fanfics, so bear with us if we miss out on a point or get something wrong. Most of it is an exaggeration.*
Third Person POV
Selene and Amber crash-landed through the roof of the Zeus cabin (because Lester couldn't have his own thing of falling out of the sky), where Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Frank, Hazel, Leo, Reyna, Nico and Will were having their annual "The Gods are a Bunch of Lunatics" meetings.
Jem Carstairs burst through the door of the cabin in a dashing silver suit, adorned with runes.
"Its biannual," he corrected the authors.
"Wrong fandom" Amber replied, snapping her fingers and Jem vanished.
"Uh-" Will started.
Amber turned towards the demigods, her Hogwarts robe billowing behind her. She spread out her hands in a welcoming gesture. "Greetings, companions. Today shall be the unfortunate day where we, the authors, who somehow found your magical world because we are blessed by all the gods like a good y/n, will show you some... things," she said.
"But who-"
"You may react at will, but first, for the esteemed introductions, I'm Selene, and this is Amber. Now we can begin." Selene said, interrupting Percy.
Leo broke in, "Exc-"
"No," Amber glared. She snapped her fingers and a projector set itself up (it's a "blessed by all gods" thing).
Letters flashed, and she cleared her throat and started reading.
"The Dark, Emo, Smol Gay Bean and the Sea Dude (A Pernico Story), by A and S," Amber read out.
"Wonder who the authors are," Selene muttered under her breath while rolling her eyes.
"Can we at least ask what this is about?" Reyna asked.
"Take a guess," Selene replied, staring at the table in front of her as if wondering whether it could be useful to bang her head on.
"Per- wait. Is this about Percy and Nico?" Annabeth asked.
