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• PERSEUS JACKSON
SCENARIO 1: Tartarus.
Percy: Face me yourself, you coward!
Tartarus: *looks at Percy, appalled* I am not a coward!
Percy: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Tartarus:
Tartarus: 'Kay. *smashes him*
SCENARIO 2: Kelli and the Hellhounds™.
Percy: *goes battle-machine mode*
Kelli and the Hellhounds™: *hold up a needle filled with crushed popcorn* *poke Percy with it*
Percy: Annabae... I don't feel so good-
Percy: The Roman part of me is allergic to popcorn-
Percy: Oh Annabae, my darling, my sweet butterfingers, I'm so sorry-
Random OC: THIS IS MY FIGH- Come on, Perce! Sing it with me- THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG-
Percy: *shuts ears and almost dies*
Random OC, who was actually the infamous band, Kelli and the Hellhounds™ since nothing makes sense anymore anyway: *throw Percy back into Tartarus*
Tartarus: *does the Disney villain laugh™* *smashes Percy*
SCENARIO 3: The tragic case of "oh-my-gawd-I'm-so-dumb-haha".
Fanfic authors: *sip a cup of tea as they discuss over what to do with Percy because Annabeth has a new love interest*
Fanfic author #1: Kidnap him and torture him!
Fanfic author #2: Murder him!
Fanfic author #3: Throw him back into Tartarus alone!
Fanfic author #4: Or... just make him move on in a nice and slow manner which does not end up with him either dying or joining Chaos!
Everyone else:
Everyone else: *toss Fanfic author #4 off Olympus*
Everyone else: Right, so he fell into Tartarus alone because he tripped over a rubber ducky and then died because Pottery Barn-
• ANNABETH CHASE
SCENARIO: Avengers Crossover/ Gaia in general
Gaia: Look who's back, my bumblebees!
Annabae: Oh sh-
Annabae: *is either stabbed by Gaia, strangled by Gaia or neck snapped by Gaia*
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