Welcome to this book by @Bookfunreader123 and @riptide2406, also known as Amber and Selene. This is our special place where we roast every overused Riordanverse fanfiction trope available and write horrible cliché fanfiction to prove a point. If you...
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Bonus sneak peek of our PMs that strayed away from the topic from the start anyway.*
Persephone POV
Persephone Taryn Vivienne Nicasia Helen Aline Isabelle Jackson, twin sister of Percy, made her way to the campfire, holding her boyfriend Connor's hand. She saw the 7 plus Thalico, Tratie, Calypso and Reyna sitting around the campfire, looking bored.
"Hey guys!" she said, "Wanna play Truth or Dare?"
A chorus of "Sure!" and "Okay!" echoed around.
"Poseidon cabin?" Percy asked.
"Yep, sure," Persephone said, "that's the only cabin empty every time after all."
"Wait, guys, Thals and I will see you in a minute," Nico said before dragging off Thalia somewhere.
~time skipitty makes a comeback (because it was requested)~
The couples were all sitting together on the floor of the Poseidon cabin when Nico and Thalia burst through the door, their clothes crumpled and hair messy.
"Sorry we're late," Nico said and then sat down with this girlfriend. A few of them snickered. Hazel fanned her face. Frank fainted.
Persephone snorted, "You remind me of Percabeth," she said. She looked at her brother with her natural turquoise orbs, "Don't think I can't hear you two at night." She grinned.
Percabeth blushed before going off and making love to each other.
"OK GUYZ, TIME FOR TRUTH OR DARE," Piper charmspeaked. "I GO FIRST. JASON, BABY, SWEETHEART, TRUTH OR DARE?"
"Dare?" Jason said, slightly nervous.
"AMAZHANG," Piper said. "YOU HAVE TO FLY AROUND CAMP DRESSED AS SUPERMAN BECAUSE THE FANDOM CAN'T SEEM TO COME UP WITH A MORE CREATIVE DARE FOR YOU. ALSO, I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING." she said.
Jason then dressed up as superman because he had a costume randomly lying around. The youngest of the camp shouted, "OMG IS THAT SUPERMAN?!" in a deadpan voice giving away that they might be doing anything other than that but the author was making them do it.
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Selene: If people don't laugh at this, I'm giving them laughing gas.
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Jason came back and the entire cabin was laughing forcefully, with tears falling out of their colourful orbs. Leo made a camera out of thin air and started clicking pictures while Jason bashfully exclaimed, "Nuuuuu!!! Leoooo!!!"
"Okay, next Percy, my bro, truth or dare?" Jason asked.
"Dare, bro. I'm so sassy, I'm Persassy. Of course, I'm choosing dare. I am not scared!!!" Percy said.
"Kiss the prettiest person in the room besides Annabeth."
"YOU WOULDN'T-"
"I just did."
My brother blushed cutely. I would totes date him if he wasn't like, my brother.
Percy went to Jason and kissed him. "You are the most beautiful person in the room." He said. "This is totes hetero, guys," Jason said. Noww, Annabae truth or dare.
Dare, she said. She was so pretty. I would totes date her if the author hadn't forced me to be straight, otherwise, I would totally be a bicon.
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Selene: Don't you just love procrastinating on our chapters?
Amber: Yes, we should probably continue.
Selene: Yeah. Continue.
*hours later, after us still doing nothing about this*
Amber: Ok, so Alina swallowed a tadpole.
Amber: I need to know what happened to it.
Selene: What the actual hell
Selene: Oh my god-
*conversation proceeds to divert all the way to us sharing videos and obsessing over Conan Gray while simultaneously sighing in relief at how we are tOtEs not insane even though we cry over fictional characters.*
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"LEO!!" Annabae said. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth??"
"AWESOME, okie, I dare you to go to the Afrodite cabin and get a makeover :)"
"But I didn't even-"
"GO."
"AAA ok I'm going don't kill me please." Leo shot up from the floor and ran outside.
Piper followed, giggling and recording everything.
I followed her because I wanted to be in on the drama that was about to take place.
Leo entered the Afrodite Cabin and Piper announced the rules to the cabin members. The entire cabin squealed with joy and leapt on top of him.
A flurry of hands and ribbons later, Leo stood in a lovely pink dress, because every OC like me seems to have something against pink for some reason.
I almost squealed, but that would be too girly for my taste so I screamed instead, because I'm so quirkyy.
Leo asked me , "Penny truth or dare?'
"Dare" I choose because I'm so cool
Okay, I dare you to dance outside like a crazy person he said.
I went outside and smiled.
Then I danced outside.
Everyone cheered me on.
Then we all hugged each other.
THE END
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Selene: That ending was truly tear-inducing. My orbs are filled to the brim with drops of pure agony and torture.
