Welcome to this book by @Bookfunreader123 and @riptide2406, also known as Amber and Selene. This is our special place where we roast every overused Riordanverse fanfiction trope available and write horrible cliché fanfiction to prove a point. If you...
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• APPEARANCE
-Piper's personality in fanfics is like that fangirl™.
-Canon personality is probably entertaining Grover and Juniper's 2.5 children at this point.
-Honestly, neither of us would be surprised if the fanon Piper started a "Hate Drew Tanaka" club. It's almost a part of her fanon personality now.
Pretty sure she might even release merch for that in a fanfic someday.
-Varying degrees of physical appearance, for both the colour of her skin and the type of clothing she wears despite it clearly being described in the books.
• SOULMATE AU
-Aphrodite and Tristan had a divorce when Piper was a baby. She is the world's most famous fashion designer, that only appears when Piper and her friends need a dress for prom.
-Her tattoo is a stapler, an eagle, and a brick. Because Jason has nothing else to his personality, duh.
-The go-to friend for dating advice.
-Annabeth and her have been besties since before they were even born. Because it's the power of fanfiction where anything is possible.
-Annabeth stays over at her place and sleeps with her. No homo though. This is all as straight a line.
-Her relationship with Jason is just them getting together and living happily ever after with a billion children. Nothing else.
• INSTAGRAM FICS
-More obsessive fangirling.
-The amount of text yelling done by her in a chapter is astronomical.
-Aggressively yelling at Percy and Annabeth to make her an aunt.
-Asking Jason to do the same thing with her that Percy and Annabeth are doing whenever they post something cute.
-Text squealing (her text yelling and text squealing are two different things) loud enough to break your eardrums through the screen.
-"OMG I SHIP U 2 SO HARD!!!! #couplegoals 🥰❤✨😌💅😤🥺👑😍🤭"
• HIGHSCHOOL AU
-That girl with no character development at all.
-Jason and her are the *it* couple.
-More evil step-sister Drew content. Because that's what makes the story so interesting and unique.
-She also comforts Annabeth a lot because Rachel kissed Percy. So, of course, what's better than sharing your clothes and watching movies while half-cuddling?
Wait, what are you talking about? Of course she's straight!
-*insert more fangirl squeals*
• FANFICS IN GENERAL
-She never uses her charmspeak unless it is to make her siblings do something.
-There is nothing wrong with pink but canon Piper hates it and fanon Piper loves it.
-You really thought we could forget the fangirl squeals? Pfft, it's her main character trait.
And now, to bid farewell- *maniacal laughter* *dump more squealing fanon Piper over your heads*
