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• PERCY
"Bye mom! Love you!" I left my apartment and headed to Camp Half-Blood.
~~TIme sKIP brOUGHT TO yoU BY BOB thE WIgGLY LINE!!!! hE sAYS HELLO >:)~~
I walked into Camp and bumped into Pipesy, my bestie. "Oh, hey Pipes!!" I said.
"Watch where you're going, sea boy," she said, throwing me a dirty look. I was very confuzzled and hurt. But I continued walking forward, hoping to see my other friends and ask about Piper's sudden personality change. What happened to the Pipes who squealed "PERCABETHHHHH" every five minutes? I was concerned. Did she- did she stop being a Percabeth shipper? *gasp* no. it couldn't be. She would never.
I passed by my bro Jason, and Leo. "'Sup bro? Hey Leo!" I yelled and they gave me the same dirty looks and their orbs glowed bright red, and they shoved past me. Weird. Maybe Hazel, Frank and Grover might help me-
Oh wait.
They don't exist.
I continued walking, in search of the best bae in the entire world, Annabae.
I heard weird noises coming from the Poseidon cabin. I took out Riptide, who felt a little heavy in my hands ever since I dragged her away from her date with Jack, this hipster sword who claimed to know my bae's cousin. They were going to be a toxic couple, I knew it. So I dragged her away from there.
I entered the cabin to see Piper squealing "NATEABETHHHHH" and furiously typing on this weird website with a bright orange "W" symbol. Maybe it's a CHB thing, with the whole orange theme. Then my orbs landed on Annabae making out with my arrogant half-brother, Nate River Waters.
She was the worst bae in the entire world.
Tears pooled my sea-green orbs and I ran outside, sobbing and crying. I bumped into y/n, and gasped. How could I have not seen the beauty of her pink blue orange yellow obsidian cerulean blue violet green red purple green white orbs with flecks of amber before? And her natural, straight blonde hair that made Annabae's hair look like spaghetti-
Oh right, I was supposed to be sad over Annabae cheating on me.
"Ohhhh yyyyy/nnnnnn," I sobbed into her beautiful shoulder. "Everyone hates me in this dam camp! I think I'm gonna join Chaos's army now-"
"Percy, wait! I don't hate you," y/n batted her eyelashes and I stopped sobbing and stared at her with my handsome orbs, and my breath that smelled like the ocean hit her face.
"You are so hot," y/n muttered.
I smirked. "You think I'm hot? Is my hair better than Steve Harrington's then?" I winked at her.
"No seriously, you're burning up. Percy, I think you may have a fever,"
"Pfft? Me? Fever? Who's Percy?" I said very smoothly.
