Welcome to this book by @Bookfunreader123 and @riptide2406, also known as Amber and Selene. This is our special place where we roast every overused Riordanverse fanfiction trope available and write horrible cliché fanfiction to prove a point. If you...
[Enter Hazel Levesque, Frank Zhang, Leo Valdez, Jason Grace, Piper Mclean, Annabae Chase and Percy Jackson]
Hazel: Oh no, I'm dying, Gaia has stabbed me!
Everyone other than Percy: Oh no, I'm dying, Gaia has stabbed me!
Everyone: *dies*
Percy: *goes to visit his parents.*
[Enter Sally Jackson and Paul Blofis]
Sally and Paul: Oh no, we are dying, Gaia has stabbed us.
Sally and Paul: *die*
Percy: Oh no, I'm dying inside, Gaia has stabbed everyone I love. (He conveniently forgot that his cousins exist here).
[Enter Nick Fury and the Avengers]
Fury: Attack Percy Jackson and detain him for no good reason. Because it is totally normal for teenagers to be attacked by superheroes. That seventeen-year-old gremlin obviously looks like a terrorist.
Avengers: Yes sir, indeed. We must attack gremlin child.
Avengers: *attack Percy while he is in a graveyard, mourning the death of his loved ones. They're very respectful that way.*
Tony: *remembers Percy is his nephew and adopts him since there are definitely no legal requirements for adoption.*
Percy: *has multiple long nightmares.*
Percy: *goes to sleep in the pool.*
Avengers: *find Percy and are shocked.*
Percy: *Explains godly ancestry and trauma*
[Enter Fangod!Thor™️]
Thor: *Runs around, squeals, asks Percy to sign his cloak, faints, asks him to lift his hammer*
[Cue Time Skip]
Percy: *Wakes up in the morning, and goes to eat cereal. There, he finds Thor's hammer on top of it. He picks it up and puts it aside. (Halfborn is jealous.)*
Avengers: *Jump out from behind the couch, and see that he lifted the hammer. They faint from shock.*
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Selene, who hasn't read even a single MCU crossover: Wait, what do you mean by "finds hammer on a box of cereal"? The hammer is literally kept on a box of cereal-?
Amber: Yeah, on top of one, because Thor is now careless about where he keeps it.
Selene: ...doesn't the box and the cereal inside get, I don't know, crushed or something-?
Amber: Plot convenience.
Selene:
Selene: How is that even convenient to the plot-
Selene: tHE CEREAL BOX IS DYING UNDER THERE, AMBER-
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[Enter Rachel Elizabeth Dare]
Tony: *hosts a party*
Rachel: The one in many battles Will battle once more With the mighty mortal heroes Who live in a large tower shaped like a llama They will defeat all Riordanverse and MCU villains Very easily
Avengers and Percy: *go to Camp Half-Blood*
Riordanverse villains: *appear and try to kill people.*
Percy: *defeats them in a second*
Percy: *trips over a cereal box, and suffers severe injuries.*
[Enter plot convenience]
Annabae: *comes back to life.*
[Enter Percabeth angst]
Percabeth angst: *intensely dances.*
Percy and Annabae: *get married*
Kelli and the Hellhounds™: *perform the wedding song*
Everyone: *lives happily ever after.*
THE END
Thanos: Or is it? *smirks and lifts up gauntlet* *snaps fingers*
