Welcome to this book by @Bookfunreader123 and @riptide2406, also known as Amber and Selene. This is our special place where we roast every overused Riordanverse fanfiction trope available and write horrible cliché fanfiction to prove a point. If you...
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(THIS IS NOT HOW WE WRITE WE PROMISE, WE'RE JUST QUOTING HOW A NORMAL PERCY VS. JASON CHAPTER GOES DOWN IN DEMIGODS REACT OR WHATEVER FICS THAT HAVE THIS)
CAST
Selene as The Jason fangirls™
Amber as The Percy fangirls™
Random Fangirl as Random Fangirl
Apollo as the Pre-Lesterized Version of Himself
Annababe Chihuahua as the Entitled and Problematic Fanfiction Version of Herself
Time Skip as the Timed Skip in Time
Fanfic Authors as Fanfic Authors in their Evil/Cringe Era
and Ensemble (ignored characters that do not get the appropriate credits because we were lazy)
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HOW FANGIRLS ACT- A Conceptual Drama
Random fangirl: HAI!OMGZ LIKE, OKAY, LIKE, WHO'S, LIKE, TOTES BETTER?? JASON OR PERCY, AKA MY BOO?
Selene: JASON!
Amber: PERCY!
Selene: Oh yeah? Give me one reason why.
Amber: Percy fell into Tartarus for Annabeth, he held up the sky for her, he told her his Achilles heel, he went on five quests with Annabeth and he has great powers-
Selene: So, his worth is only because of Annabeth?
Amber: Wha- n-no-
Selene: Mhmm...
Apollo: *falls out of the sky* JERCY-!
Austin: *all the way from the Apollo Cabin* DAD! It was supposed to be top secret, remember?!
Apollo: *clears throat* Right, um oh yes! SOLANGELO IS TOTES ADORBS, BYE LOSERS! Oh hey- is that Nico?
Selene:
Selene: ...That's Danny DeVito-
Apollo: ASDFDFGFDFGFD-
Mr. D: *pops up from Amber's Diet Coke can* ASDFDFGFDFGFD-
