Welcome to this book by @Bookfunreader123 and @riptide2406, also known as Amber and Selene. This is our special place where we roast every overused Riordanverse fanfiction trope available and write horrible cliché fanfiction to prove a point. If you...
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*Heyyy we passed our five-month anniversary of this book on 23rd!*
Request by: owlnam (ha, didn't expect this now after we told you it was chapter 39, did you?)
• CHARACTER
-If you like Percy more, just say it. What's even the point of those ridiculous Percy vs. Jason battles? It's 2021, please get over the unnecessary slander.
-It's a little funny how everyone complains about Jason having no personality in the books and then remove even the pinch of canon personality he did have in their fanfictions, to the point where his brain only processes two actions, the first being "calling Percy 'bro' after every sentence" and the second being "in love with brick/stapler".
-He and Percy are not even close friends? They're acquaintances? Since when did they become besties?? Is Grover dying in the corner with his 2.5 children or something?
• JEALOUS!JASON FICS
SCENARIO 1
Oh my gods! I don't understand!!!!! WHy are people obsessing over this Pervy dude? *I* am the son of Jupiter!!!! The KING of da gods!!!!!!!! WHat is this MONSTROSITY BEFORE MY TERRIFYING SKY BLUE ORBS!!!!!!!!!! PeRcy caNNOt be as good as ME! He's just a rotten piece of kelp that can't do any good 🙄🙄🙄 I will try to turn him into a disgrace to the world because that definitely can't go wrong and backfire at all...
Spoiler alert.
It does go wrong and backfire, and now I'm rotting in Tartar sauce forever. *sad face*
SCENARIO 2
I am totally jealous of Percy and I am in love with Annabae, so I will challenge him to a duel for her hand. What are you talking about that is totally not sexist and misogynist at all. Women's feelings don't matter at all you fools.
Time hop, skip and jump
I lost *sad face* *sad face* *crying face*
• UNNECESSARY REASONS TO HATE ON JASON
Fanperson 1: I absolutely hate Jason
Fanperson 2: Same, like he is so annoying
Fanperson 1: Exactly, he doesn't break any rules like Percy
Fanperson 2: Yeah, he is also a rule follower and very boring
Fanperson 1: Honestly, like we don't need a boring, annoying male version of Annabae
Fanperson 2: Don't forget that he's... Roman *shudders*
Fanperson 1: Yeah, why are we prejudiced against Roman demigods again?
