(May 11, 2019)
shit why doesnt dev throw away his toenail clippings oh my GOD
oh my FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go.d
schools almost out and pip wont be able to talk to her dummy stupid boyfriend. she'd long gotten over chen, poor BABY.
pip was listening to MUSE when she heard a muffled voice in her closet.
"...................."
"........................" pip responded.
hELL NO SHE WASNT ABOUT TO OPEN THE CLOSET DO-
tOW HOMELL JUST FELL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"hey" he smiled
"aw SHIT" pip cried "NAH NAH NAH GO THE FUCK BACK TO HELL"
tom howell jumped up "NO PLEASE I GOTTA BE HERE BMC TOLD ME TO GET JACK AND BRING HIM BACK"
pip did a really thoughtful pose.
"okay" she shurgged. "so where he at bruh"
tom howell "i dunno"'d
pip fucking bashed her head into her wall
"LISTEN I DONT CARE PELASE GO BACK TO HELL"
"I CANT BMC WILL-" he paused "bmc will kill me!!!!!" pip looked into the camera
"oh the horror"
TOM HOWELL WAS SOBBING BY THIS POINT "i dont wanna die pip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"ok holY FUCK ILL HELP YOU BLEHHHH BLEHH but first"
pip walked out into the hallway and to the back door she stepped outside and started doing that dumbass baby talk.
"bABY GIIIIIIIIIIIIRL" she screeched and her cat came running
"really" tom howell was PISSED "my life is on the life and yOU PLAUY WITH A CAT"
pip smiled "yes this is Sweetie P. and shes my rap partner and shes really sweeeeeeeet" she purred
fucking furry lmao
"LOOK PLEASE PIP IM GONNA-"
"gonna what? hit me????" she looked back up
tom howell was
HE WAS GONE
pip felt her soul GOING
"where did he go-" her cat hisSED AND RAN INSIDE AND PIP HOWLED BECAUSE IT WAS SCARY ON GOD IT WAS A WACKY EXPERIENCE
the cat jumped on the table
"im not your cat" she said
pip bLINKED
"dummiessaywhat"
"what" pip asked
the cat LAUGHED SO HARD THAT IT FELL OF THE TABEL
FUCKING DUMBASS
it finally calmed down
"its me im your familiar but i wont be around much longer and i'll have a new body becayse HE is about to kill me so that i would tell you that HE's coming for you too" sweet pea blinked up at pip with glossy eyes
pip was SCARED
"WHO"
sweet pea was SWEATING
"his name is p-"
"PAUL JACE"
"no"
"PAIL JACE"
