(April 30, 2020)
pip and cronus ampora really traveled back to 63 BC now what
caesar clapped his hands and the guards left
he stood there observing every little detail about them
he was STARING at cronus' shirt
"where did you get this material?"
cronus snorted "fuckin amazon, mate"
caesar looked at him
he turned to pip "ah yes, my men told me that you are roman. you do not look roman-"
"WOW DID YOU JUST. ASSUME-"
cronus elbowed her in the ribs and she coughed
"what i mean is, uhm. no." pip scratched the back of her neck, "im not even from here.. im from..." she paused
oh fuck would she destroy the future if she fucked up the past? she wanted to tell him everything about the future and shit, but what if the world isnt the same when they return? maybe just being there was screwing shit up in ways she cant understand.
bad dont go to worse if youre already in a shitty position cause no matter what, youre still dealing with them demons
"..america. im american."
caesar gave her an odd look "thats.. not on any of our maps..."
"oh i know. its kind of far away"
"so what is your business here wearing such" he did a dramatic hand wave "shitty clothes"
pip glanced at cronus and whispered "cronus what the fuck should i say!?!?" but oh god caesar heard her
"did you say. cronus."
cronus blinked loudly, "yuh"
caesar bowed before him, "the mighty god saturn is always welcome here"
cronus shot pip an evil smirk
"well thanks for having me!"
"this is great and all but we NEED THE GUCCI BACKPACK™, CRONUS" pip crossed her arms impatiently
cronus was being led out by caesar and they waved her off
"chillax, babe. just enjoy yourself for a while. yall too stressed out" cronus laughed
pip wanted to SCREAM
she tried to follow them but a soldier stopped her
"whats the password?"
this. is the exit. why would you need a password. to leave.
pip thought that he looked oddly familiar but she couldnt put a name to the face
she said the first thing that came to mind
"волк"
the man look surprised
"you know the secret password" he whispered
holy fuck is that ted nivison
"TED!?!??!?!" pip gave up the ghost
"actually my name is ;;;;;'.........,,,,;,;,;,;;....',;,;'.].;';. but go off" (fuck you, this is) ted replied
"what does the secret password do"
ted motioned for her to follow him
"you'll see"
yeah thats right pip, follow strange men that youve never met from 2000 years ago
