(December 31, 2019)
the answer to everything? buh
pip was actually not in their room for once.
"wow" they said, "its about damn time i leave this house"
they felt happy probably because they were in like 5 different relationships and all of them just ended
they were walking down the street when thEY FUCKING TRIPPED
"oW!?!??!" pip looked down
there was kevin just...
v i b i n g
in the road
"oh hey" he looked up at them like :|
"hey kevin whats up"
"wanna go out with me"
pip considered their previous relationships for a second
"yeah sure" they sat down beside him "what are you doing"
"uhhhhhhhhhhhh just v i b i n g" he mumbled
just then, ,,,,, they heard a noise approaching !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
pip and kevin jumped up
"THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" pip hOWLED
ben was driving and he jumped out
"HEY JESSIE HEY JESSIE" he yodeled
the entire north american continent SHOOK in FEAR nad AWE
"why he screaming. who is jessie" kevin turned to pip confused as hell
pip was SHITTING on the POOP BUCKET
before anyone could say anything, jonghyun descended from heaven
"you guys are going to miss the concert in heaven for new years!!!!" so he teleported them to heaven
ben and pip almost FAINTED straight up no cap bitch
the POOPSHITTERS were live and performing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kevin whispered quietly "sans"
then they all got tired and left so exo got on stage and started going kookyhead
[everyone liked that]
kyungsoo was in the crowd cheering too
[everyone cried]
just then kira appeared!!!! and ben cried harder because couple tingz
pip walked over to kevin and they stared into each others eyes for at least 5 whole seconds
"wanna dance or something?" kevin asked quietly
"no i suck at dancing" pip did the nai nai
"well then what do you want to do?"
pip sat down "buh i wanna vibe"
so they vibed
everyone vibed
it was a new decade bruh
shit's crazy
"VIBE CHECK" a voice boomed
everyone looked up at the stage
dev stood there with a gun
"not again" the entire universe sighed
he shot xiumin but lmao you dumbass xiumin's already DEADE
so xiumin kicked his ass and everything was fine
thats it
goodbye 2010s i'll miss you goddamn dearly
but also fuck you
yall fucked me up
but i kinda liked it cause im quirky like dat :zany_face:
