An epic escapade (basically crackhead chronicles 3(

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A second chapter to a Fever Dream? You bet.

Devin was sitting in class, as per usual. US History. Super lame. He sighed and began zoning out. Everybody else in his class must've felt the same way. He was about to fall asleep when the door burst open. In came... Shi!?

"Shi!?" Dev jumped up, shocked.

"You know him?" somebody called out.

"Ye," Dev nodded.

Shi was rabid, "SOMETHING'S WRONG. I THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH MY p e n p a l B e n !"

Dev took his hand and looked at the camera, knowing exactly what's going on.

"Fuck."

"C'mon!" Shi cried and they ran out into the hallway.

They fell directly through a portal in the floor and found themselves in Hell.

"Fuck." Dev sighed again.

The two were travelling on an epic odyssey to get Shi's virginity back when-

A rustle in a nearby bush caught their attention.

Somebody jumped out-

Ben!??!?!

"OH MY GOD I FOUND YOU- GUYS I FOUND THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ben screeched and the rest of the FDL gang came out from behind that one bush. The fuck.

"The fuck-" Dev started when Baby Kata,,, uh,, Rey roundhouse kicked him in the head.

"That's for turning me into a neko!" she cried.

Shi was shAKING.

"Why are you guys here!??!!?" he screamed but was honestly happy to see them.

Tom Howell waved politely. Pip pushed his arm down. "We're here beca-"

"We're here," a completely different voice started, "because you're fucking with shit outta y'all's control." Johnny Carb appeared behind Dev and Shi.

"How did you even GET HERE!?!?!?" Dev glared at Johnny Carb MENACINGLY.

Johnny Carb just smiled, "Oh where do I start, loverboy... Hmm.. Well before you knocked everyone the fuck out, I escaped back to the real reality with BMC. It turns out the affair had never happened and you fixed everything. But then you took total control. I was stuck there but I found a way to get enough power from you to Ben and Pip!" He stared the boy down intensely, "You're not going to hurt anyone anymore! We're taking the power back-"

Dev turned to Ben.

"I can make you change your mind," he offered. Ben shot him a confused head tilt. Dev snapped his fingers.

Everyone sCREECHED.

DJ appeared!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

Ben went mental. Pip and Tom Howell tried to keep the two at a good distance.

"BEN ITS NOT REAL- HE'S FUCKING WITH YOU!!"

"Ben?!" DJ froze. Where the fuck was he? Who are these people? Is that a giant crab with a man's face?

"DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ben thrashed around in Pip's grip.

"HES TRYING TO STOP YOU FROM GETTING YOUR POWER BACK."

"I don't care about this bullshit anymore!!!!! Let me go! That's the real DJ. I can tell!" he teleported himself and DJ away from the group.

"BEN!!!!!" Pip cried but Ben was talking to DJ about what was going on and that he'd be okay.

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