(September 9, 2019)
afresh new start is here
pip was sitting on her bed doing jack shit
she got up and walked over to her closet
she opened the door
"we going to hell" she mumbled
the portal took her to heaven
"son of a-"
"hello!" jonghyun smiled cheerfully
pip was mad but she could feel jonghyun's love and it calmed her down
"so what brings you here?" he floated around her idly
she shrugged
"idk im bored i wanna do something cool"
the two stood there for a minute unsure of what to say
"we need something surprising"
jonghyun nodded "yeah! that's a good start"
"what about,,,,," she started when she was RUDELY interrupted
"a wedding!" fucking
hera from greek mythology smiled intensely
jonghyun didnt care about this bull at all but wanted to be supportive "that's a big surprise! maybe too much hones-"
hera grabbed pip's arm and teleported them to pip's room
so much for getting out of the house
hera started magically pulling dresses out of the closet
dis cant be legal
"sea foam green or royal blue?" hera held up 2 dresses
"neither!!!!!!!" pip screeched
she HATED dresses
"i dont even want to get married!!!!!!!!!!"
"youre marrying tom howell"
"EWWWW- wait" pip stopped in her tracks
t-t-t-t-t-tom HOWELL!?!??!?! THE TOM HOWELL!?!?!???!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
"yes the tom howell" hera rolled her eyes "now shut the fuck up before i go meshuga"
pip went :|
she kinda liked tom howell
but marriage
yall off da bean if you think we ready to marry
"but marraige means you gotta do the dirty!!!!!!!!!!"
"but youre asexual"
"no im a humble top"
hera paused "since fucking when"
"sunday, september first, twenty nineteen, at seven thirty-nine a.m." pip recalled fondly
hera went 🤙 and bounced
pip sat there LONELY
she went back to watching asmr yandere bf audios
just then
fucking
PRECIATE IT materialized at the foot of her bed
"what da hell" she looked up at him "WHAT DO YOU WNAT!!!!"
PRECIATE IT pulled out a gun "if you dont shut the hell up im gonna shoot"
"do i look scared of death to you"
