(August 7, 2018)
this is a little nutty
it was the first day of school
jared was ready for this bull to be over with right here and right now
suddenly
pip broke thru the window and crouched on a desk
jared had a stroke
"YOU WONT BELIEVE IT" she cried with tears in her eyes
jared stood up and put his hands on his hips
"what the fuck is up pip"
pip leaned in really close
"wanna hit up this concert later?"
they highfived
cut to the end of the school day
jared's waiting outside for pip and she walks up eventually
"bruh where were you" jared squints
"oh you know man i was in a fight with somebody because they called your dad evil"
and then satan himself rose up from the concrete and put a hand on both of their shoulders pulling them in too close
"so whatcha two talking about?"
jared pushed him away
"dad i'm allowed to do what i want now i'm fucking 15"
"oh fine" BIGMEATYCLAWS retracted his 7 arms in defeat "do what you want"
there was a long awkward pause
"by the way where the god dam are you going?"
BIGMEATYCLAWS turned to pip
she froze
"i cant fucking read the address"
BIGMEATYCLAWS slithered in and stole the slip from her
"you're going to korea"
jared almost went batshit
"KOREA LIKE SOUTH KOREA LIKE WHERE IT GETS NUTTY" and pip nodded in excitement
"WE MIGHT GO TO THE BASEMENT TOO"
"WHO ELSE IS COMING"
"no one else likes kpop here ya know cause this school is uwu levels of nutty"
so you know how it is and BIGMEATYCLAWS teleports them to south korea
jared looks over at pip
"where are we going bruh"
"i dont know bruh"
"bruh"
"well i cant fucking read korean"
so jared takes the paper and reads over it
"pip this is nutty but the concert is in SM's Basement"
her face hits the floor
"WHAT"
so they go to the SM Entertainment place
"woah this place is huge" pip exclaims brightly
somehow jared knew where to go so he grabbed pip by the arm and dragged her along the hallways
they stop at this huge spooky door
