(July 11, 2019)
i got brand new yeezys and i accidentally put them in da oven and them shits toast
pip exhaled loudly
"I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINES, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, A NUMBRE SIX WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, TWO NUMBER FORTY-FIVES, one with cheese, AND A LAAAAARGE SODA"
"mam this is a mcdonalds youre in the wrong drive thru" the guy on the other end groaned
"please lemme get two number nines, a number nine large-"
"STOP PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOUVE CAME THROUGH THE DRIEV THRU TODAY" he hissed
"ok im sorry..."
it all went silent
"so lemme get uhh................ boneless pizza with a 2-"
the gUY SCREMAED SO LOUD THAT THE INTERCOM CUT OUT
the entire mcdonalds went dark
pip blinked
"hello?"
no response
nobody was in line behind her surprisingly
"fine i'll just go in >:(" she parked her tricycle out front and jumped up and stomped into the building
it was dark as fuck
"where is everyone!??! cmon yall dont close until (wait lemme google it) 11PM LOCALLY" pip yodeled
"the pizza is aggressive" a voice behind her said
she turned to see..... LIL BROOMSTICK?!??!?!?!?
"OMG LIL BROOMSTICK YOURE HERE!!! AT MY LOCAL MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
lil broomstick was surrounded by sparkles and shit
"yes it is me lil broomstick" he said
"YOU GOTTA HE,P ME GET MY FOOD BRUH THEY MAKING SURE A BITCH IS MALNOURISHED TODAY" pip sobbed and threw herself into one of the booths
lil broomstuck zoomed over to her and put a consoling hand on her shoulder
"its ok pip"
just then straizo from jojo walked out of the kitchen with a whole ass mcdonalds employee suit on
he sighed with relief
"thank god shes gone-"
then he saw pip sobbing into the table of a nearby booth and lil broomstick consoling her
his face twisted to one of utter disgust and he hissed
"oh my GOD why are you in here!? who let you in!????????"
"the door was unlocked" pip shot up and locked eyes with him "gimme da food NOW"
straizo grew afraid
"HELL NO GET OUT OF MY STORE RIGHT NO-"
two guys walked in
it was.... it was....
who?
NECKS TIME AND PRECIATE IT!?!??!?!
preciate it looked dead at straizo
"a bitch is here for a refund"
straizo dove behind the counter "look im the only one working at da boss said i couldnt use my vampire powers on the job and i need this job please dont make me do something ill regr-"
