(December 1, 2019)
sometimes, eating toenail clippings gives you an indescribable sense of human suffering, just the way it ought to
pip was trying not to cry but its damn hard when youre a dumbass
she tried to drink a cup of mountain dew but it was frozen?? so she just awkardly vored the ice whole
thanksgiving is in um.. 4 days
she had no shit planned
after.............the accident
okay what happened in the last fever dream i dont forgot
nevermind it was kinda fucking stupid
so lets continue with......the accident
one day pip didnt know how to live bruh
so after reading volume one of phantom blood, she knocked da lights out with one swift swing of a bat
she was in bed sleeping soundly when
she heard a weird ass breathing directly in fORNT OF HER????
impulsively and crackheadedly, she bolted upright and looked dead ahead at.... at,,,,,,,, AT
a shadow
just kidding she sleeps with a nightlight so she saw the figure
it was
was
was
was
NICOLE
"oh what da fuck" pip sighed
nicole started speaking in a raspy voice "hes gone. so i came here."
pip = confused
"whos gone"
NICOEL POUNCED ONTO THE BED AND GRABBED PIP BY THE SHOUDLERS
"BEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT FIND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"check in hell"
nicole stopped
"i did."
pip's stomach growled so she went into the kitchen and made a ham sandwich at 4:09 am. "bitches be hungry"
nicole teleported behind her "bitches be HORNGY"
"yuo did not just say horngy"
nicole nodded and pip socked them in the mouth
they fell unconscious
"aw shit my therapist said not to do that only my therapist is me and i have horrible self-discipline skills" she shrugged.
she propped nicole up in the chair beside her at the dinner table
"more pepper?"
of course nicole didnt respond
"ugh okay i was just asking im sorry, bitchass" she chomped into her sandwich
suddenly the light shot above her and she had an idea
"WAIT IF BENS MISSING THEN THAT MEANS.... SOMETHING COULD HAPPEN TO ME-"
just then, there was a knock at the back door
pip SWEATED
btch it was 4 am, and apparently her family was dead too to not have heard any of this so shes alone
