damon was sitting in his bed staring at his computer screen. he was looking at this image:
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"huh that's weird" he said. it was like someone was documenting their liv-
"DAMON YOU BETTER GET IN HERE: ben screamed from damom's living room
damon threw the laptop against the wall and it shattered into (ben you have to read the number) 18,735,642 pieces
he ran in and saw shi laying on the ground. ben stood above him facepalming
"wtf he doing" damon put his hands on his hips
"hes in heat and he wants to see dev. can we fucking go there please i cant take this for another moment. if i hear one more 'nya~' im going to go ʊռ քօƈօ ʟօƈօ-"
"nyaa~~" shi mumbled from below them
ben gripped onto damons shoulders, wilf anger in his eyes "PLEASE WE NEED TO GO"
damon groaned and snapped his fingers. thats weird. nothing happened
"it tkaes a second" ben commented
the world disappeared around them and they teleported to devs spooky ass house in limbo
it was nighttime. of course it was
"hey i didnt need the UCCI BACKPACK that time. i guess fucking demon royalty pays better than i thought" damon elbowed ben playfully and ben went bonkers. just fucking insane
he transformed into hos demon form "damon what the [̲̅F][̲̅U][̲̅C][̲̅K]" too bad ben still looked like a cute little twink in damons eyes. he could take his arguing seriously
a bright light was shined onto the 3 of them
they all turned and saw dev standing on the porch with a flashlight and a fucking rifle
he lowered it "oh i thought you were almoz. tsch"
and just like that the big mf was summoned
"Ŵ̵̢̢͈͌̕H̷͔̦̪̲̒͌̒̔̀̈̔̿̆̚O̵͚̖͈̘͑̽͘ ̸̨̙̹̹̜̞̲̖̏̾̓͗̀̆͘͝ͅS̷̢̭̝̻̟͈͓̜͙̍͛͐̀͑̃̑̓̇ͅU̵̝̙͑̀͠M̵̢̡̑̏̕͝M̴̖̼̯̀̓̒̍̈́̈́̓͋͗͝O̵̡̗̰͇̲̫͈̿̈́͝N̶̥̋͛̍͛E̵̢̥̫̊̉̂̒̔̾͆Ḏ̸̾̇̈́ ̷̥̥̞̂̀͐̐͋̓Ṁ̷̘̞̻͚̦̮͍̌Ę̴̼͈̰̣͇̩̟̩͗̌" he spoke with a mans and a womans voice at the same time. that shit was hoarse as fu- wait can you read that. um. that shit was hoarse as fuck
nobody could really lookk at it without getting a really bad headache so they all looked at the ground
dev shot the rifle and almoz disappeared "jesus fuck i hate that guy"
shi ran at lightning sppeed and tackled him. he started pressing himself against him and damon and ben turned away
"you know i never explored the rest of this world" damon cleared his throat and began walking away from the house
