(November 21, 2018)
pip was sitting on her bed reading homestuck like a fucking sociopath because who reads homestuck in 2018 ? fucking sociopaths like pip apparently. you already know that shes an organized fucker, she records what pages she's on everyday because ya know, SOCIOPATH. but anyway. sometimes theres two links on one page, well that fucking happened while she was surprisingly absorbed into the story. she clicked the mysterious link and it popped in a new tab.
it was a black screen and pip was confused. this shit didnt relate to the story and she flipped some shit. there was no beat, no melody. she was disgusted. she couldnt click out of it. oh fuck. she began scrEAMING internally.
she threw down her computer because of dev tendencies. a song began playing. actually it was a lot of different songs, one word ripped from each song, forming sentences. and it sounded strangely like freddie mercury. fuck, it found her queen spotify playlist for when she thinks about yoshikage kira asexually.
"dear sir, i hope this letter finds you in good health-" ok fuck off with hamilton references we already know that jared's reading this and probably doesnt know this is a hamilton reference but now that he knows he probably thinks this entire shitty joke was pointless but still funny because we both have the humor of a horseradish. moving on. the voice actually said.
"okay so here's what happens" the voice begins to say. when it pauses, pip begins crying.
"wwwwwwhat does this mean?" shes trying to KEEP IT ALL IN.
"expect a lot to happen in the next few minutes. thats all i can say chief" bootleg freddie mercury fades away and spotify opens. the dumbass queen playlist starts playing on shuffle. it was playing killer queen. and that reminded her of HER MAN. and for a whole minute, she was 100% straight for bootleg david bowie.
thats when she heard discord start flooding her room with notification. holy fuck.
way back over in frick yes, the conversation was as follows:
JOTAKAK IS CANON; OK PIP YOURE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THSI
BEN SHAPIRO HOURS; YO
JOTAKAK IS CANON; IM ACTUALLY GOING TO UFCKIGN CRY PIP
JOTAKAK IS CANON; SEVENTEEN IS DISBANDING
BEN SHAPIRO HOURS; OH FUCK DEADASS
JOTAKAK IS CANON; YES I CANT FUCKIG DO THIS
BEN SHAPIRO HOURS; I MEAN I WASNT REALLY A BIG FAN OF SEVENTEEN BUT THIS IS STILL BOOTLEG WHY DID IT HAPPEN
JOTAKAK IS CANON; ITS SO FUCKING STUPID YOU KNOW PAUL JACE HES ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL
BEN SHAPIRO HOURS; SOTP OMG YOURE LYIGN
JOTAKAK IS CANON; BITCH HE KILLED EVERYONE
BEN SHAPIRO HOURS; IM CRYING THIS ISNT REAL
JOTAKAK IS CANON; IT FUCKIGN IS PIP GO CHECK WAIT NO LEMME GET THE LINK
Dev; Hello again.
pip had to do a double take. how was dev online? her alter ego? did she give someone the password?
BEN SHAPIRO HOURS; dev?????????????????????
Dev; I'm back. Enjoying Thanksgiving Break so far, Pip (Or whatever bullshit name you go by online.)?
BEN SHAPIRO HOURS; YEAH BRO DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS APPARENTLY SEVENTEEN IS DEAD
Dev; "Seventeen"?
BEN SHAPIRO HOURS; ITS KPOP BRO YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND,,,, YOURE ME SO I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU DONT UNDERSTAND BUT,,,,
JOTAKAK IS CANON;
