(July 14, 2019)
"pip you're..... you're...... FIFTEEN YOU CANT BE PREGNANT" tom howell cried
he pushed ezra miller away and ran up to her
BIGMEATYCLAWS hissed and pulled pip closer
"bABE TOM HOWELL ISNT GOING TO HURT ME" pip sighed and pulled away from him
tom howell started sobbing
"PIP YOU CANT BE PREGNANT"
"try me bitch"
"whatre we gonna do!??!?!"
pip stared dead at the camera "baby shower"
and they all magically teleported to a baby shower
"bruh moment" ben saw that he was finally in some damn clothes "dis is a full suit and tie covered in hello kitty!?!?!?"
"it looks good" exra miller smiled
pip was laying on the ground
a bitch be PREGNANT
what will she do
everybody hesitantly came to the shower
"so what gender is it" lucas from nct asked
"its 2019!!!! how about we wait until its born and it can decide its own gender hAHAHAHA XDDDD" dev laughed
"ok stop being edgy and dumbass" everybody said at once
dev went to go sulk in a corner
"idk what the gender is cause im kooky like that" pip shrugged
evyerbody just did whatever
and like every baby shower im pretty sure but idk cause we dont go to family events,,, they got a lot of gifts from the friends and family who showed up
"i didnt get anything" ben really wasnt sad but he felt like an asshole frined
"its ok i can knit some shit" ezra miller put his hands up and a whole fucking wardrobe appeared "im a fashion legend after all"
it was all going good when pip hoWLED
"a bTICH GOTTA PEEPEE!!!!!!!!!!!" and left
everybody stood around like what the fukc
"u-u-u-u-u-u-um guys we got a problem" pip slithered back out and and tears streaming down her face
hol horse shidded on the floor while doing ahegao "YOU CLOGGED THE TOILETT"
"n-n-n-no w-w-w-worse" A HOMIE WAS SOBBING
"what could be worse?" ben teleported behind her and put a comforting hand on her shoudler
"just comE AND SEE!!! EVERYBODY!!" pip led everybody into the women's bathroom
EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COOOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok anyways
everybody was in drop dead AWE
"PIP DID YOU LAY THIS EGG!!??!?!?!" polnareff grabbed the fuckin egg out of the toilet and held it up dramatically
pip didnt remember the next line so she just said "yeth'am" very quietly
"HOW IS DAT SHIT POSSIBLE!?!?" shi yodelled
"YOU DIDNT DO THIS" someone else said
"hamood hamood" hamood said (which is hamood for 'noh') and everybody clapped compulsively
