(April 24, 2020)
national treasure? no. national noh theatre? yes.
"you know what i want" pip was sunbathing in hell with ben
they been staying in hell a lot lately becoz of corona
"what?" ben replied
"i want a hot bf"
"you already have a hot bf his name is kevin khatchadourian"
pip jOLTED UPRIGHT "FUCK"
"DID YOU FORGET"
"nah nah i just forgot"
"thats what i just said"
ben got out the GUCCI BACKPACK™ "dont worry ill call and tell him"
pip sunk to the ground "this shit is just like what happened with zen"
ben chOKED
so he called kevin, who really didnt fucking care
but now pip is sad
"i need a hot dilf boyfriend RIGHT NOW"
ben sighed "just name a guy that you like and ill teleport him here and we can force him to date you"
"can we go back to the thanksgiving trial?" pip thought for a moment
"oh my GOD the one from 2 years ago?"
"well when you put it that way you make me feel old as hell"
"pip do you know how old hell is!??!"
"n..no...?"
"its [REDACTED]"
"yeah i do be feeling that old" pip nodded
ben snapped his fingers and they teleported back in time
they appeared in pip's room where they saw her staring at some guy laying on her bed
2018 pip looked up at them in HORROR
"calm down we're just going to the trial" ben told her
2018 pip was sHAKING "what,,,,WHAT TRIAL"
before 2020 pip could speak, cronus fucking ampora knOCKED THE DOOR OFF ITS HINGES
"PIP WVE'RE GOING TO- wvait wvhat the fuck" he looked between both pips and ben
2020 pip grabbed him by the arm and hauled his ass out the door "were going to the fucking 2018 thanksgiving custody battle i know lets get this over with"
we walk into the courtroom and 2020 pip almost faints
EVERYONE FORGOT THAT BABY KATA IS A LEGAL JUDGE
