(August 31, 2019)
yeah this is crackhead chronicles part 3 whatcha gonna do about the name change
the portal was inviting but pip glared up at johnny carb
"wait why are we in an alternate universe in uh" she flipped the script back over to the script of crackhead chronicles 2 "aaru!?!??!??!??!?! i hope i pronounced that right im sorry"
ben took the script from her and burned in it a flame, staring dead into her eyes "noh"
pip retracted her hands in disgust
"OKAY BUT ARE WE GONNA GO" jack screamed
bruh why is jACK IN EVERY GODDAMN FEVER DREAM
tom howell pulled baby kata up by the scruff of his neck "lets go" he took NO time to walk straight through the portal
madman
pip thought he was kinda hot
crackhead
ben turned to the camera with a grimace "that was wack lets just g o"
"bUT WE DONT KNOW WHATS THERE" ezra miller reminded the remaining people
"thats a good point" pip put a hand up in defense, "but what if i umm" she shuffled over to the portal and went through
ben, kevin, jack, ezra miller and johnny carb looked at the portal in AWE
pip NEVER DOES ANYTHING FIRST WHAT DA HELL
"PIP OH MY GOD" ben hollered and jumped through
the others all squinted back and forth at eahc other
johnny carb grabbed them all with his claw hands and slithered through
the portal led to an open field
the sky was a strange purple that allowed several clusters of blue stars to blind you if you look at them
they were in a huge field
it looked like the middle of the night but everybody could see
"where are we?" tom howell finally released baby kata, who tOOK A SHIT
"dev" pip whispered
nobody heard her smh
SPEAK UP
"DEV" she said louder
everybody turned to johnny carb
"yeah this is the universe where dev and shi exist instead of pip and ben and theres a LOT to unpack here" johnny carb made ougy appear out of nowhere and began stroking his fur "they have fever dream lore too but,, its complicated just go progress the plot"
ben and pip shared a glance before walking to the house acorss the field
"why are we even here" kevin whispered
"plot" tom howell reminded him
" oh ok"
they went inside
THE LAST TIME THEY WERE IN DEV'S HOUSE
JOHNNY CARB WAS ON A MURDER SPREE KILLING EVERYONE
PIP HAD A TALKING SPOON POSSESSED WITH THE SPIRIT OF HER DEAD CAT
AND BIGMEATYCLAWS WAS DEAD
strange how the times change
"i feel like we're not supposed to be here,,," ben very quietly stated
