(June 10, 2020)
thinking about limbless anakin
"Ihr seid Manner"
"Ihr seid Mann-"
the screen flashed red and pip threw the mf laptop across the room
she started stomping on it. she was foaming at the MOUTH
her mom walked in and started screaming "OH MY GOD THATS EXPENSIVE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING-"
"SHUT UP YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM" she howled and ran into the closet
the portal took her to ben's room like always
"bro duolingo on my last nerve" she threw herself onto bens bed, groaning
"complain to HQ" ben suggested
pip jumped up
"GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!!!" she pulled her broken computer out of nowhere and opened the broken screen. it didnt turn on but she began writing anyway "imma keep it short and honest"
she sat there typing for like 3 hours
ben was taking a nap when pip suddenly screamed "DONE."
"well what did you write?"
pip turned the black screen toward him and he squinted
"pip the screen is black-"
a noise came from the computer, it sounded jagged and mechanical, and like words. clear distinct words. in a cold robotic hum, the laptop seemed to speak: "what is God?"
pip sprang to her feet and jumped on the bed
they shared a terrified look
after sitting in silence for a few minutes, pip whispered under his breath, "what was that!?!?!"
ben was, once again sweating bullets, "its fucking paul jace"
as soon as he closed his mouth, they heard a knock on the closet door
they remained on the bed because FUCK THAT
the door creaked open and a figure emerged
it was.
and he had the RAKES
THE DUAL RAKES
he was towering over them and his glowing white eyes made it impossible to tell who he would go for first
he raised a rake at charged FULL SPEED at ben
bens eyes glowed, he snapped his fingers and iron chains came out of the mf ground. they clamped tightly around paul jace so that he couldnt move.
just then, the bedroom door was flung open and steven from the server walked in
"hi guys i just wanted to know who borrowed my-" he stopped when he saw paul jace writhing in the chains. "what did i just walk in on"
"family gathering" ben replied, not taking his eyes off paul. "say steven, could you maybe go get BMC or someone? dont get. you know who. i hate that goat bitch. AND DONT GET TOM HOWELL" ben extended a claw arm and pushed him out of the room
"hey pip" he began
"yeah"
"NECKS TIME. DONT WRITE A SHITTY REVIEW FOR DUOLINGO"
the door was thrown off its hinges as steven walked in. behind him was a random ass demon. prolly found that guy on the street just vibing. dont worry i wouldve done the same. oh god it was fucking.
