(April 30, 2020)
whats a good title? oh yeah. cockhead wet dreams
pip shook her head like a dog "there's no way we're in the sixties- slap me"
"okay" cronus slapped her
"fuck i didnt think you actually would" pip started CRYING
it was LATE NIGHT and the diner doors were thROWN OPEN
"we dont do THIS SHIT ON DINER PROPERTY" it was fucking straizo
oh yeah, immortal vampire
he grabbed them by their shirt collars and took them inside
"these are the ones loitering boss" he dropped them at the feet of DIO
"what the fuck!? hes died!?!??!" pip sTARTED SCEAMING
"i never is died" DIO responded
"DIO i need your help. were supposed to be in the year 2018 but were in..... what year is it?"
strazio looked at the huge ass calendar on the wall that you cant miss if you have eyes "1965"
pip turned to cronus "year of the snake"
"why would i care" cronus hissed
strazio cleared his throat "ANYWAY. would you kids please leave???? its past closing"
"we just need to get bac-" pip began but was cut off
"then tell me why you brought us in here instead of roundhouse kicking us into orbit" cronus deadpanned
straizo was frozen for a moment until he grabbed them by their collars again "you know,, thats not a bad idea"
pip was wriggling like a worm "HE,, HE WAS JOKING PLEASE DONT"
"ready guys?" straizo smiled
"NO" they said at the same time
"oh relax"
they disappeared and reappeared in a huge ass room
one wall was covered with various animal heads
another wall was covered with,,, spines?? spine wall,,,,,
straizo dropped them and they hit the hard floor
"what kind of place is tHIS" pip started whimpering "ARE YOU GONNA TAKE OUR SPINES"
"its tempting but no. you guys are time travelers?"
what the hell was worse;
the fact that straizo had a spine wall or the fact that he might take their spines????
"yeah well its kinda complicated but so i wanted a boyfriend right? but i didnt know how to-" pip started to speak
cronus groaned "im from 2018 and this dumbass is from 2020"
straizo was listening quietly
when pip finally stopped rambling about some dumb philosophical shit, straizo spoke up "well i've never met anyone from the future before. ive met revolutionaries and ive met visionaries, but ive never met anyone with a passion for the future like yourselves. oh! the crazy ones,,, they make the best editions to my research" he motioned toward the spines
pip and cronus shared a look
they jumped up and held hands
"thanks for having us but uhm. buh bye" pip snapped her finger just as straizo cried in alarm
