(July 6, 2020)
dont make me unleash my dark side. you wont like my dark side, babygirl
"how can the rent be THAT high" straizo screamed into the phone.
hudson, ben, devin, and shi were the only ones in the restuarant. it was 12 am. they were waiting for their food. what kinda service is this
"wonderful weather we're having huh" shi laughed awkwardly. lightning struck him through the window and he fell down dead
everyone started SCREAMING
DEV AND BEN WERE IMMEDIATELY ON THE GROUND NEXT TO HIM
hudson remained sitting in the booth. "stupid catboy." his eyes grew wide. "good christ its my turn to call hol horse isnt it" he grabbed the GUCCI BACKPACK from ben and opened the bible. "ew" he gagged. christianity made his stomach weak. he read the first verse he saw. "You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." hol horse would appear any minute. any minute now,,,,, any m-
the doors of the diner were ripped off their hinges. lightnign flashed and there stood. floated? JEBEDIAH!?!??!?!??!?
"FUCK OFF" dev pulled a gun out of his ass and cocked it. he shot jebediah. but jebediah started laughing
"dont you forget about dying" he choked devin out. and dev collapsed to the ground. "dont you forget about your friend death" he grabbed the gun and shot ben. "dont you forget that you will die" he snapped his fingers and hudson vanished into thin air
hudson opened his eyes slowly. everything was bright and blinding. he saw ben, shi and dev off to his right. he tried to speak but he coughed up blood. what happened bitch
he could hear a muffled voice behind him and turned around to see jebediah in a mf bird cage. a few blurry people stood around the cage. hudson was dizzy as FUCK but he could tell who they were. BIGMEATYCLAWS,,, ezra miller,, jonghyun,,, jschlatt,, hol horse,, and. holy fuck is that tobias forge
he felt himself picked up and stood on his feet. how da hell did ben pick him up like that
"theyre finally doing it" he was beaming
"what" hudson squinted
"theyre replacing jschlatt. good i hated that bitch"
hudson blinked loudly. deadass
BMC grabbed jschlatt and threw him into the cage with jebediah. cant believe they can just replace the unholy spirit. wait are they replacing him with t-
jonghyun called ben over, who happily ran up to them. he sneaked a glare at jschlatt. "whats up?"
"we need you and BIGMEATYCLAWS to officiate the ceremony"
ben was practically dancing in place "IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE. TURN IT UP!"
he didnt really know shit about tobias forge or ghost but literally anybody could be a better unholy spirit than jschlatt
"just sign here" jonghyun showed him a piece of cardboard paper. ben snapped his fingers and materialized a pen. this cant be legal- "okay its offical. tobias forge is the unholy spirit"
everyone clapped
the end <3
