(June 22, 2019)
dev ate my ass
Two band members, both alike in dignity,
In fair Prague, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil dumbassery makes civil hands unclean.
Matt Bellamy, the skinny twink he is, was bouncing off the walls backstage
"THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD PERFORMANCE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he proclaimed to his fellow band members
"you right" ABSOLUTE UNIT chris laughed
dom snuck up behind the two "YETH MAMA"
the trio exchanged compliments of each others performances and each went in a different direction
matt, being the hyper motherfucker he is, jumping around,,, smashing equipment,,, getting into the world book of records for smashing guitars -ahem- has to leave his phone backstage
he saw 666 MISSED CALLS FROM PIP
"what the fuck"
each of the messages were just static
as much he didnt want to be involved in FEVER DREAM LORE he totally loved his daughter
so he SIGHED AND TRIED TO CALL HER
"hey-"
"B̶̧̙̯̞̰̼͕̠̩͔̗̣͕̟̌̋͜͝V̸͉͓͍͈̥͎̪͕̘͈̐̅̈͌̍̈́̓̉̈͘͝ͅF̷̡̧̣̠͕̞͚̱̹̤̦̳̃̿̓͋͛̀͠͠ͅD̴̢͍̣̼̦̗̥̺͕͉͔͐͌͑͐̚Ç̵̨̙̩̈́̀̃̒̾͂́̽̑͒̏̑̕̚S̴̢̨̬̠͇̩̦̮͈̰̻̻̩̟̑̂́̎͜͝G̸̢̰͍͚̲͔̖͓̗̮̰̪̦̿̈́̾̊̌́͗́̆͋͘͜͠͝ͅT̸̰̪͔̎̓͝G̷̨̙̦͓̼͙̰̼̰͔̠̥͇͛S̸̥̯̩͉̦̰̖̭̦͍̜͈̪̈̄̈́̈̑̚̕ͅͅB̷̭̱̜̩̤̥͚̹͍̥̉͑̆H̴̛̥͎̹͎̖̒̌̽̌̆̑̄̂͜͝͝͠Ę̵̙̳̬̳͈̅̄͜͝R̴̹̝͚̱̱̣̼̤͉̱̒͂̾Ṯ̵̗͕̻̙̘̲̠̭̬̙̠̌̆̈̽̌͌̎̀͛̍̚ͅͅB̴̢̡̝̣̘͖̦̞̥͔̙̩̯͔̑͑̑͒̇͑̕D̸̨̯͍̼̺͈̟̳̼̺̭̯̬̋͋̓̽́͌̆̓̓̐͊̾͜C̶͈̯̄͑̀̾͑͊͋̐̿̽͋͝͝Û̵̢̜̟͚́͛͌̃̂͠͠S̸̪̯̦̈̌͂̓̕͝B̵̯̆̓͌̉̐̿̃̍̔X̵̲̬̳͔͙͖͇͛͛́̅̈́F̵̨̨̹̮̻̰̟̹̲̭͔̩̭̟͖̄̽̄̊͆̀͂̕͘G̴͇̭̣̞͈̺̘͕͖̰̳̯͆͝͝H̶̨̤̤̪͓̝̹̲̱̥̺̓̃̑̄̾͑͗͒͆̒D̴̡͓͔̹̙͉͉̲̫̹͍̭̎̑̽͗́͒͂̃̈́̑͝S̸̡͔̭̭̖̙̉̍̎̍̈́̚X̶̨̨̩̞̪̪̮̣̜́̽͐͘̕J̷̯͊͐̊͗̌̿̈̍̆D̷̢͈̰̰͈̠͍̀͌́͑͆͋̓̒̈́̒̐̆́̔̾Ḣ̵̬͓͈̉͌̽̏̇ͅƯ̸̛̛̟̭̋̌͒̐̇̎̆́͑̌̌͝F̴̢̹͉̊̋̆̓́̉̀̏̈̆̃̽̈́̅B̵̛̼̩̤̥̜͖͖͈̣̺͖͖̹̀́̄͜͠Ș̵̘͖͌C̷̫̣̱̎̎̽̑͂̈̈̄̿̔͘J̵̰̹̋"
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MATT HUNG UP HE AINT DEALING WITH NO SPOOKS AND HIGH JINKS TONIGHT
he glanced over at chris and dom, who looked like they were having a pleasant conversation
matt groaned
he dialed a number he didnt even know he had saved
"hello is this kim jonghyun?"
"hey matthew!!!" jonghyun replied
"uhhhhhhh can you teleport me to pips house please its an emergency"
"yeah but only if you take them with you" jonghyun uwu'd over the phone
"bloody hell dont drag them into this"
"listen matt youre supposed to have a crush on dom in fever dream lore so youre gonna be compelled to take him with you for the emotional support"
