(December 17, 2019)
tonight we horngy for anakin skywalker but dont tell god okay oh god please dont check my seearch history im faithgul to tom howell i swaer
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT LIKE DJ ANYMORE!??!?!?!" dev wept like jesus but not really cause he doesnt gib a fcuk about anyone. they were in a hospital room.
ben was there sitting in one of those ugly, slightly uncomfortable turquoise chairs they have but it wasnt really ben because fever dream tingz "i wanted to tell pip but idk where shes at but youre pip so she should know now :)"
dev sighed "okay yeah this shit getting old" he grabbed thr zipper on his forehead and unzipped his entire body wtf
pip stood there and threw the suit of dev off to the side
"surprise its actually me!" ben oooh'ed and pip smiled
suddenlt the door came off its hinged and flew sTRAIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
"BEN OH MY GOD IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU SOMETHING IS WRO-" pip stood at the door looking all feral. she made eye contact with herself. "hey what the fuck"
ben looked between them "wait if youre pip... and YOU'RE pip..... whos the real pip"
the pip at the door unzipped the comically placed zipper on her forehead and casually shed her skin and it revealed.... pip again
"wait if youre pip... then who's...." he pointed at the pip already in the room
that pip unzipped the zipper and revealed.... LITTLE BODY!???!?!
pip howled but ben just sat there
"OMG BEN ITS LITTLE BODY WE GOTTA HEAD OUT"
"but its not hurting anyon--"
just then the kyungsoo twins burst in but not really cause theres no door "sorry we need your dog. he got rabies and we need to put him down" they reahced they long arms out and grabbed little body
he went MENTAL but the twins ran out of the room with him
ben and pip followed
ben stopped running
"pip wait. i gotta tell you something"
"yeah?" she looked at him ,confused
"i dont like dj anymore. im with-"
"YOU WHAT!?!?!" pip went BASS BOOSTED and a hole opened in the floor below them and they both fell through
they ended up in some layer of hell?
they started walking in a random direction
after 20 million years (exactly) of walking, ben started singing
"이 시간이 지나가기 전에 A-ya-ya 오늘 밤 나는 Dancing king 내게 빠져들어-" he was getting INTO IT
what da hell dis aint ko ko bop
"ben wait do you here that distant scuttling on the ground?" pip squeaked
the music stopped
there was in fact a distant scuttling on the ground and it was getting closer
BMC appeared in front of them
pip gasped. its HER MAN
"what are you two kiddos doing out here in the outer rim? its dangerous out hee" He shook his head
"we fell through the hospital" ben mentioned
"yeah that hospital is a stand lmao" BMC shrugged casually "kinda dangerous. like i said."
"what the hell is this new fever dream location called the outer rim?" pip brought up because of course she did
"its not important. what is important is getting to the wedding in verona-"
"HELL NO IM NOT GETTING MARRIED TO GOD DAMN JACK AGAIN AT VERONA AND THEN HAVING A STROKE WHEN MY DAD AND TYBALT WALK THE FUCK IN" pip howled
"this is why this fever dream is labelled as having profanity" ben gritted his teeth "but NO. its not your wedding." ben smiled triumphantly "its mine."
pip froze "you.... you oN SOMETHING? who are you? sebastian? getting engaged at 15-16 bruv?"
ben shook her by the shoulders "this is a fever dream so its VALID AS FUCK"
"okay" she replied and they teleported to verona
the wedding was STARTING so pip took a seat reserved for family and sat by BMC
"but whos the wife?" pip asked
ben looked at her from up front "there is no wife. its me and my man."
"YOUR MAN!?!?!?"
the music started playing and the other groom was walking in
actually the music was just shinee playing lucifer
yes jonghyun was there and he was KILLING IT
pip's mouth fell open
it
it was YOSHIKAGE KIRA WALKING IN
both him and ben were standing up front looking into each others eyes
the motherfucking priest dont get me started
HOL HORSE HIMSELF WAS DRESSED AS A BAPTIST MINISTER AND REALLY BE OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING
"anybody wanna walk up and fuck up this here wedding?" he said in a really southern accent "nah? aight. you may now kiss the groom"
ben and kira really went nutty on the kiss, LUCIFER STILL PLAYING
they were doing the dance thing after you get married where the families just kinda co-exist
now obsession by exo was playing and everybody was vibing
ben and kira were standing by the cake talking and laughing and dat couple stuff eww
the cake started QUAKING and everybody looked at it, confused as hell
dj burst out of the cAKE AND LANDED IN THE FLOOR
he stood up "ben."
ben glared at him "what do you want? im trying to enjoy my wedding"
dj slithered up beside him "i want you"
kira stepped up "back the fuck off" and ben still glared at him from behind kira
before shit could escalate, BIGMEATYCLAWS teleported over and grabbed dj with 31 hands
"sorry, bucko, its off the the 99th circle with you" he tsked and they both teleported away
so the day ended really peacefully with ben and kira married and everyone was satisfied
hol up
dev eventually found shi, he was dead on the side of the road because little body fucked him up and dev started actually crying and it was depressing so jonghyun descended before them and resurrected shi
okay das the end
so
the end
