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im right here (april 2nd)
something more suffice as a start (april 4th)
questions (april 5th)
untitled (april 6th)
cracks (april 8th)
cut the shit and get to it (april 9th)
the one thing i like about this place (april 10th)
libertine melted jazzmaster (april 11th)
Iraq is the Havard of terrorism, part 1 (april 11th)
Iraq is the Havard of terrorism, part 2
i would kill DFW if he wasn't already dead (april 12th)
Pro-Border, Anti-Cop (april 13th)
Everyone is a Non-Conformist / Self-Abnegation (april 14th)
Tonight Needed to Hear You
Bummertime
Dreams from Yesterday
People I Know & Other Thoughts
Leaving Town Now Would Be Going Nowhere
Street Smart Cyclist (The West in The Class War)
Count Chocula
September 2021
Count Chocula 2: Count Chocula *Without Sugar*
The Life & Death of Count Chocula, Part 1
The Life & Death of Count Chocula, Part 2
Captain's Log, Stardate 42567.1
Oh, And a Quick Reminder: This Will Never End
Drunk Drivers / Killer Whales
This Idiot Wilderness
How Are You That Fucking Naive? (EP)
It Feels Like Toronto Should Be Punished
TV & The Weather
The Keepers of Souls
Even Kathy Acker Went Grocery Shopping
March 421st, 2020
The Family is Over, But You Keep Staring Out The Window
Seems like we have an audience 2
Salad Days Are Gone
The Void Under Antarctica
Here Comes Summer (I Hate You)
The Scout Pts. 1 & 2
TO THE ONE PERSON FROM THE UK READING THESE
Drunk at The Kids Club
Falling Out of Love With Hardcore Punk
The Great Party
Penis Like The Tree of Life
I Think I Know My Geography Pretty Damn Well
I Think It's Over Now; I Hope It's Over Now
Hope vs. Rome (Draft 1)
The Same
Hope vs. Rome (Draft 2)
For "So Hot... It Sizzles!!"
For "Untitled (Birthday Pony)"
(update)
I Like Cheeseburgers & Porn
Reminder:
The Silver Age
Make HoCo Great Again!
Most Wars End in The Fall
On a Friday (a quick vent)
On A Saturday
A Texas-Sized Lethargy
A Texas-Sized Lethargy Cont.
Count Chocula is Perfect in An Empty Room (a vent)
The Stools of Distraction
"I don't know" is a cover (a vent or a ramble, depending on what you read)
Two Thousand Cream, Two Thousand Sugar
The Moons of Pork City
The Pedagogy of Spirit
Some Miscellaneous Thoughts
I Don't Need Anybody
(vent. loud, fast, no title.)
The New Year
Straight Edge of Sanity
Don't Become The Thing That You Hated
Everything Was Forever, Until It Was No More
Vent Sauce 1,000,000
War is a Force That Gives Us Meaning
Bildungsroman
Something About Everything Makes Me Feel Nothing
Do You Know What I Mean? You Know What I Mean.
You Know What I Mean, Cont.
The Tyranny of Distance
My Valuable Hunting Knife
Shitting Blood From a Lacerated Ass
(Vent) (Skippable)
Thrown/Stuck
Vent (Sorry)
Freebie for The Eternal Worm
CAR SONGS
40 Days and I Miss You
Dogman in Space, Part 1

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