Tom Hiddleston and Loki Imagines - Bk. 1

Loki - Fire and Ice

        It was October 1st.  You and Loki knew to be careful about today.  This was the infamous day the Avengers set aside each year to have payback on you two.  Each year on April Fool's Day, you and Loki  would work together to cause all sorts of mischief on the Avengers, and each year, they tried, and failed to get revenge.  And each year, you all tried to outdo each other's pranks, each crazier than the previous one.  And after getting all the notorious villains involved for this year's prank, you knew today was the ultimate prank.

        You decided you were going to stayed locked up in your room in Stark Tower, and by room, one means apartment suite, complete with a small kitchen, hot tub, fireplace, and, for you, a large fishtank for you to swim in.  A hybrid from the unknown Guardia realm, you had all the elements swarming around in you.  Being so allowed you to shape into a dragon, with wings made of the different elements, and a mermaid, which you frequently used to relax.

        But today, not even a dip in the tank could relax you.  On edge, you sat at the firepit and played with the fire in your hands.  At least if anyone tried anything, you were prepared with flames.  You watch the security cameras on your flatscreen, spying to further protect yourselves.  As you're watching, you see the image to your room pulse in Morse.  You smile; that's the signal you and Loki came up with to communicate.

        My room.  Can hide in Asgard.

        After making sure the coast was clear, you click off the television and consume the fire in your hands.  Once it's out, you start to head for your door.  As soon as you turn the corner, you're grabbed by ten people, you quickly counting the faces as you struggled to get free.  Before you could change, you felt a needle pierce your skin and a liquid enter.

        "Bruce!"

        "Sorry, but I can't turn into the other guy."  You groan.  "You can't turn into your forms either now.  Metamorphosis paralyzer."

        "That's just rude!"

        "Sorry, sweet thang," Tony says as the group carries you down the hall, "but causing the villains to not only trash my tower but to broadcast our most embarrasing secrets all over Times Square and national television?  That was cruel."

        "That was hilarious!"  Logan Howlett nods and chuckles, but Reed Richards elbows him.

        "Yeah, not for us," Natasha says, fumbling with your leg.

        "Apparently," Clint starts, "Cap here doesn't like to have his serenade to pancakes annouced to the free world."

        "Bucky can't stop laughing at me during S.H.I.E.L.D. meetings now thanks to you two!" Steve exclaims, more whiny than angry.

        "And it does not please me that you and brother have circulated a picture of me talking with my figure of the action."  Peter Parker palms his face.  Thor still had a ways to go.

        "And I don't appreciate how you and Loki are always causing trouble around my Helicarrier and how you two constantly pull pranks on Hill and Coulson," Director Fury vents.  Bruce unlocks a door to an empty, grey simulator room and the group throws you in.  They quickly close and lock the door back.

        "And stay in there!" they say as you get up rubbing your head.  You run to the door and pull on the handle, but it's not use, the handle disappearing into the door.

        "They won't let us out," a voice says behind you.  You spin around, and there's Loki, sitting in the corner.  You fold your arms.

        "And why is that?"