Tom Hiddleston and Loki Imagines - Bk. 1

Loki - Musical Number

        "Come on, hurry up!" Thor rushes.

        "This takes time, you know."

        "But he's almost there!"  Loki had been pulling all sorts of pranks on Thor as of late, including almost breaking him up with Jane.  Now it was time to get him back, and he was recruiting you.  You did have a way with mixing all sorts of concoctions, once being Frigga's apprentice.

        "You have the hair?"  Thor nods and hands you a single hair from Loki's head.  Taking it, you add it to your small cauldron.

        "And a drop of human DNA."  Your eyes widen as you read the book while Thor laughs.

        "Well, that's what the book says."  You lean over the cauldron and let a drop of saliva fall into it.  Instantly, a puff of green smoke blows in your face.

        "This is so disgusting," you comment as you stir the mixture, which also consisted of pureed earthworms, slug slime, acid rain, a bird's beak, ivory shavings, and dog's toenails.  All of this was whisked together with Asgardian water and acid rain and heated to a boil, everything melting and simmering down.

        "This is revenge," Thor says with a smile.  You take the cauldron and put it into a bowl of ice water.  You quickly whisked the liquid  so it cooled quickly then poured it into a small vile.  You and Thor race down to the Bifrost to meet him.

        "This should do it?"

        "He only needs one drop in his drink."  Once outside, you hold onto Thor as he wields his hammer and flies you both to the Bifrost moments before Loki arrives himself.

        "You couldn't have just walked?" he asks playfully.

        "We're just excited for this outing.  The faster, the better!"  He rolled his eyes as Heimdall opened the way for Midgard.

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        "It's so nice out!" Jane exclaims, swinging the picnic basket to and fro.  Loki groans as you two head for Central Park.  It was nice out today.  Beautifblue skies, bird chirping away, not a cloud in sight, not a bit humid.  Perfect weather.

        "Must we eat outside with all the bugs?"  You tighten your grip on Loki's hand.  He looks down on you.  "I'd rather be indoors, if you please."

        "No, Brother Loki.  We dine in the park."  Jane sets down the basket.  Reaching into her backpack, she pulls out a baseball and two mitts.

        "While (Y/N) and I set up, you guys can play catch."

        "Catch?" Loki questions.  "You call throwing a ball back and forth fun?"

        "Do it, or I'll put a spider down your back."  Within seconds, the two were off in the field playing.  While Jane isn't looking, you label the cups and pour a drop into Loki's vile.

        That should do it.  One princess transformation coming up.

        You call the boys to come eat, and within seconds you all are eating your food.  The music from Carnegie Hall carries over into the park.

        "What is that piece called?" Thor asks as Loki drinks from his cup.  You shrug.

        "I have no idea," Jane replies.  As you eat, you and Thor watch Loki, waiting to see a cloud of smoke, pixie dust-like sparkles everywhere.  But nothing was happening.

        Did I mess up?

        "How do you feel, Brother?  You're quiet."

        "Actually, there's something stirring inside of me."  You back away.

        "Like puke?"  He shakes his head.  Just then, a riff from the piano breaks out from Carnegie Hall, and he stands up.

        "First I was afraid..." Loki starts to sing.  You all turn your heads, taken off guard.  "I was petrified."  He goes to cover his mouth, but the singing doesn't cease.

        Oh God, what have I done.

        "And then I spend so many nights..." he continued, his hand shooting out away from his mouth and down to his side.  "Thinking how you did me wrong..."  There went the other hand to the opposite side.  "And I grew strong."  He raised his arms, his eyes widened as to what was happening.  "And I learned how to get along..."

        He started to dance to the left, causing the three of you to burst out laughing as he went through the rest of the song, dancing and singing along against his will.

        "I will survive!  Hey, hey!"  This caught the attention of other visitors to the park and,seeing the former Asgardian helpless, they decided to join in, creating a flashmob.  You and Jane quickly took out your phones and started to videotape and take pictures.

        "I've got all my life to live.  I've got all my love to give.  And I'll survive!  I will survive!  Oh..."  He recedes, bending down towards the ground.

        "Is it over?" he and Thor ask.  You hold up your finger.

        "Wait for it," Jane says.  And then boom, there Loki was, back to dancing and singing the main chorus.  After he faded out, his legs were still going.

        "Why.  Haven't.  I.  Stopped?!"

        "Maybe you put in more than a drop," Thor whispers to you.  It doesn't escape Loki's ears.  Jane laughs harder.

        "You two did this to me?!"

        "Hey, you told Jane I was seeing Sif!"  Steam could have came out of Loki's ears and nostrils as he sat down next to you.

        "I hate you all."